omg this weeks shameless (US version)
"That's my girl penis"
"It looks like a boy penis"
I died
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

turn it the other way around
i dated him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Do you consider 1 night of fumbling dating?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)

if there have been a number of dates before the fumbling
as there should be, then yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)

What's a girl penis anyway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Swipe admitted to having a hairy one once.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)

er no
you accused me of it. i denied it.

baby's bottoms have nothing on my waxing, thank you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you don't wax babies bottoms.
It definitely wasn't in the NCT course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)

What are the other couples like?
cunts? i bet they're cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

At least a couple of them are definitely OK.
One of the other couples is into hypnobirthing, though. Although, being fair, it has nowt to do with hypnosis it turns out, so not quite as utterly mental as it first appeared.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Our NCT group were alright, apart from one lot of yogurt weavers.
Have you got to the bit about the mucus plug yet? Delightful.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Yeah, we've finished them now. But I've spent quite a long time in medical research
including 3 years working on endemetriosis. There's nothing that any antenatal class can do that will provoke a reaction other than "meh" in me.

My wife, on the other hand...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)

At one class they talked about 'breast confusion'.
I asked a mate about this and was told 'there is no confusion. You won't be allowed anywhere near them'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

likes it up the shitter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Well played.
Man of the match award.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)

well, not in scotland
personal grooming isn't what it is down here in civilised countries
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

The gingers up there don't try and dye their hair brown for starters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)

et tu brute
et tu
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)

hey, it's me against the world baby
/tupac
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)

And Dre. Don't forget about Dre.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Never!
I was listeing to "Straight outta Compton" just yesterday
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)

CLASSIC!
Goin' off on the muthafucka like that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)

It speaks to me on so many levels

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I don't think you can use "civilised" and "hairy-arsed babies"
as a positive example, sweetheart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Leave babies' bottoms alone, you nonce.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)

i figured it meant a foof that was so sticky-outy
that it looked like a cock?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)

well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)

In Nakers case it was probably explained as
When a mummy isn't getting very well with daddy and goes out and meets half a squad of the royal engineers, she ended up being multipled and mummy doesn't know who your genetic daddy is.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Engineers eh? Well this baby's prospects are looking up!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)

being multipled?
You really are fluent in the language of amour.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Airtight plus ski-ing I believe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)

the delightful "Albatross"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I'm guessing that the girl is actually a boy and doesn't know any different

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)

I thought she had a 3 inch clit like a body builder woman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)

oh that makes sense too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

does she have tits?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

no
She's a child
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Don't tell Bartleby.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I hope search never gets fixed

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)

so she's a girl child, with no tits and a penis?
i think she might be a hermaphrodite
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Well we have to wait for Sunday to find !!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)

I'm so exicted I just weed a little bit and now there is wee down my leg and in my shoe and wehn aI walk my shoes squelches and everyones looks at me like I've got wee in my shoe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)

click

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)