front fastening ones are an excellent way to fool blokes
not so excellent when they pop undone unexpectedly and you go from looking normal to carrying cushions around your kneecaps in 0.5 seconds.

grandma saggy cushions. minus the catpiss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They are. As if bras weren't fucking complicated enough.
I can't work the normal ones, let alone a bloody trick-bra.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Normal ones are a piece of piss, what are you on about

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)

It's embarrassing. I can't work the catch thing.
Fingers like sausages, me.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)

If I ever come to a bash we'll do a masterclass
Swipe won't mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Why do you think I carry a Stanley knife?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

In case a girl tries to beat you up?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)

In case you pass a craft class you need to join in on?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)

You work in a warehouse and frequently need to open cardboard boxes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Killin'

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Your samurai sword is at the cleaners?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Because they won’t let you have a credit or debit card to make your coke lines

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)

To cut off drug dealers heads?
Not that anyone would report it to the Police because it was good riddance to bad rubbish?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

It would take a really, really long time to cut off someone's head with a stanley knife.
I mean, you'd probably have to change the blade at least 3 times, and that's a right faff.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)

But the entire community would assist thus cementing the cloak of silence.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Ah, yes, of course.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)

You don't half go out with some retards, petal
if you can fool them with one of only two options for bra deconstruction.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Keeps them interested until they notice the lack of cock
and leave, disgusted.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

he was talking about himself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I know.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

This is why it's so annoying that you won't shag me
I'm annoying, needy and everyone on b3ta says I'm gay, I'm basically your ex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Oh, bravo! Bebbeh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Ha! Internet validation!
You can keep your pendulous boulders and their front-catch holders, Swipe!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)

what part of the stories i tell about the guys i've been on dates with
made you think that they were NOT retards?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

fair point
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)