I made some crisp-coated chicken breasts
which we had with silly french fry type chips and baked beans. I bet Jeff would have liked that.
There was Tiger beer too.

Actually, let's be honest here: I didn't make the chicken breasts. i just cooked them.

Wass goin' on tonight, then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I didn't know horses had tits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:24, Reply)

The clue is in the mam of mammals

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:27, Reply)

You bought findus or birds eye coated chicken breasts didnt you

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:27, Reply)

No, I made them from scratch.
Nothing exciting, but as a non-cook, I'm quite proud of myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

What did you coat them in?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Mr b3ths skin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:30, Reply)

he puts the lotion on the skin

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Or he gets the hose.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Does your house have cellar?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Not that mr b3th knows about.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Yet.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:37, Reply)

I mixed some mustard powder in with a beaten egg, seasoned it,
then dipped the breasts (the chicken ones, not my own) in crushed Sunchips.

Like I say, it's hardly Nigella, but since I struggle to cook pasta, it's a step in the right direction.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Well done you, long journeys start with small steps. Or something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I may become domesticated yet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Not if it's take you this long to put crisps on a chicken breast, but yeah, you keep believing.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)

By domesticated, B3th hopes to get to the point where she no longer shits on the carpet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

we've all got to have a dream I guess.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

The postman will be well happy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Does she still hide in the bushes and try and mount his leg when he comes down the path?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I may be undomesticated
but I'm not Monty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Did you eat it on your laps in front of "Corrie"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

She are it on her own in the kitchen while her husbands body slowly cools upstairs

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

No room to eat in our kitchen.
And we don't have a dining table either, so yeah, trays it is. No Corrie though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Because you're in there?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Ha fucking ha.
Floor space is about 3' x 6'

It's a pretty shit kitchen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)

That sounds like this zoo I went to where there was only one small dog.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)

I imagined you lived in an old hotel.
I looked at buying a place in WsM once, it was - in a former life, a hotel.

It was fucking massive, cheap for what it was - and completely pointless. It would have cost more to maintain than the property would ever have been worth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Nah.
60s semi, innit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Enough about your husband.
What sort of house do you live in?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Oho ho ho...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:40, Reply)

heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I always imagine a bungalow with hand rails everwhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

But with space for the motobility scooter in the hall way.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:42, Reply)

And a walk in bath
Sorry, roll in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)

B3th and her better life
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ead7EOypKDE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)