Not really, I don't really care about stuff, I wonder most of the time if I'm emotionally dead inside, but then I realise I don't care and just have another pie
alt: Depends on what they're asking, I'd do most things for 4x my salary, or 3x, or 2x, or €50

altalt: CHOC COCK

altaltalt: I'd ask who's your favourite Spice Girl
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Scarey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

ugly spice
i lol'd at that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Woah man I didn't mean owt by it
Please don't hurt me Mr. Dukaz
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Oh I see
Yes of course you can have Scary Spice she's all yours Mr. Dukaz.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)

quick give me your bank account details
i'll look after them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Maybe you could check the balance and tell me what's in there?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

-£1.37
and some very very dodgy debit card receipts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Ta, I ain't checked it for three years

( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

it looks as if you spend your life
eating tesco egg sandwiches and wanking to granny porn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Jesus I wish
What a life that'd be
Fucking hell, might do that tonight
Ta love
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

as it's a special occasion, treat yourself to a pot noodle too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I might y'know
I've not had a Pot Noodle for years
Haute cuisine at its finest
You foreigners don't know what you're missing out on
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

foreigners?
i'm from halifax!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Oh ugh, the West Riding?
I need a bath now
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

shit my home town is in the west riiding too
WELL THERE GOES THAT ATTEMPT AT BEING SNOBBISH
THANKS INTERNET
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Fucking Canadians.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

nobody fucks canadians
they're far too dull
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Halifax...
oh...

dear...

lord
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

well, i was born there
but i live in kensington now. in your face, barnesy-boy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I was born in Hammersmith in the building that is now Sony HQ
I knew you were from up there, but Halifax, isn't that like one of the most deprived places on earth?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)

firstly no, it has posh bits
secondly, we didn't LIVE there. but i had to be born there, so that i could play cricket for yorkshire. a rule that they've now changed.

anyway you weren't born. you hatched.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I heard Badmons Dukaz was sewn together from bits of dead SAS soldiers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I was forged between a volcano and Fatima Whitbread's thighs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I heard Badmons Dukaz formed himself out of the aether, using nothing but pure will and a jammie dodger

( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

That so reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2huJqFsFDE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)

But that must forever be on your record, you know for when you wanna get visas and stuff?
Do you still have a Halifax accent?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

yes it means they fast track me
for being from god's own country.

how could i have, i've never lived there! i sound pretty accentless really, combination of cheshire and buckinghamshire.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Jeremy clarkson is from Yorkshire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Old

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

i think he's younger than you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Everyones younger than me
Cries
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I'M EIGHTY FOUR YOU KNOW
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE HAD GUINEAS
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Time were hard when I was a kid
Had to walk to school uphill both ways
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I did my schooling down a mine shaft
First light I saw it was my eighteenth birthday, my parents had saved up eighteen years of ear wax to make me a candle on my coal cake.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Mine shaft you lucky bleeder
We was so poor we didn't even have floors
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Neither did we
We just had to hang on cords
The cords were made from rats tails knotted together
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

AT LEAST YOU HAD MEAT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)

IT TURNED OUT IT WAS ME DEAD SISTER WE WERE EATING

( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

check to see if you are completely dead inside or not by imagining that pie crossing the road to be with you but then being crushed by a lorry
chicken and peas amongst broken pastry all over the road, gravy splashed in your face
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)