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Not really, I don't really care about stuff, I wonder most of the time if I'm emotionally dead inside, but then I realise I don't care and just have another pie
alt: Depends on what they're asking, I'd do most things for 4x my salary, or 3x, or 2x, or €50
altalt: CHOC COCK
altaltalt: I'd ask who's your favourite Spice Girl
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Scarey
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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ugly spice
i lol'd at that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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Woah man I didn't mean owt by it
Please don't hurt me Mr. Dukaz
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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Oh I see
Yes of course you can have Scary Spice she's all yours Mr. Dukaz.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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quick give me your bank account details
i'll look after them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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Maybe you could check the balance and tell me what's in there?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:32,
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-£1.37
and some very very dodgy debit card receipts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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Ta, I ain't checked it for three years
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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it looks as if you spend your life
eating tesco egg sandwiches and wanking to granny porn
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:38,
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Jesus I wish
What a life that'd be
Fucking hell, might do that tonight
Ta love
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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as it's a special occasion, treat yourself to a pot noodle too!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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I might y'know
I've not had a Pot Noodle for years
Haute cuisine at its finest
You foreigners don't know what you're missing out on
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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foreigners?
i'm from halifax!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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Oh ugh, the West Riding?
I need a bath now
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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shit my home town is in the west riiding too
WELL THERE GOES THAT ATTEMPT AT BEING SNOBBISH
THANKS INTERNET
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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:)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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Fucking Canadians.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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nobody fucks canadians
they're far too dull
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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Halifax...
oh...
dear...
lord
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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well, i was born there
but i live in kensington now. in your face, barnesy-boy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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I was born in Hammersmith in the building that is now Sony HQ
I knew you were from up there, but Halifax, isn't that like one of the most deprived places on earth?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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firstly no, it has posh bits
secondly, we didn't LIVE there. but i had to be born there, so that i could play cricket for yorkshire. a rule that they've now changed.
anyway you weren't born. you hatched.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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I heard Badmons Dukaz was sewn together from bits of dead SAS soldiers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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I was forged between a volcano and Fatima Whitbread's thighs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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I heard Badmons Dukaz formed himself out of the aether, using nothing but pure will and a jammie dodger
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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That so reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2huJqFsFDE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:01,
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But that must forever be on your record, you know for when you wanna get visas and stuff?
Do you still have a Halifax accent?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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yes it means they fast track me
for being from god's own country.
how could i have, i've never lived there! i sound pretty accentless really, combination of cheshire and buckinghamshire.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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Jeremy clarkson is from Yorkshire
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:01,
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Old
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:36,
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i think he's younger than you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:38,
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Everyones younger than me
Cries
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:39,
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I'M EIGHTY FOUR YOU KNOW
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE HAD GUINEAS
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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Time were hard when I was a kid
Had to walk to school uphill both ways
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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I did my schooling down a mine shaft
First light I saw it was my eighteenth birthday, my parents had saved up eighteen years of ear wax to make me a candle on my coal cake.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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Mine shaft you lucky bleeder
We was so poor we didn't even have floors
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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Neither did we
We just had to hang on cords
The cords were made from rats tails knotted together
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:52,
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AT LEAST YOU HAD MEAT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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IT TURNED OUT IT WAS ME DEAD SISTER WE WERE EATING
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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check to see if you are completely dead inside or not by imagining that pie crossing the road to be with you but then being crushed by a lorry
chicken and peas amongst broken pastry all over the road, gravy splashed in your face
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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