it's just so fucking clear that we are not the sort of pub that is really for children.
I even make a point of buying eye height to battered pointy edged tables, and have uneven floors as standard.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

People are cunts.
People with kids are super-cunts.

People with kids in Oxford are so cunty as to tear holes in the space/time CUNTinuum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Also the fact that it is half term and I didn't even know, is making me want to break down in tears.
:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)

oh mate, I'm a terrible forum chum. I'm going to punch myself on the throat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I don't dislike children, but people who insist they can still do all the same stuff, and go to all the same old places with a double buggy the size of a small hippo in tow are silly faces.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:10, Reply)

As a parent who likes a drink.
I would never take my kids to a child-friendly pub as they are shit and full of cunts.
But I don't expect the pubs I go to to cater for my kids.
It's helpful if they stock crisps as this contributes to my efforts to stop the kids annoying other people.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:10, Reply)

^ this ^
Apart from the crisps bit, we don't give our child those.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)

why not?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Cos he's a ponce

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

He's a pretentious cunt, much like Dozer.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

My wife's decision, not mine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Nobody else could be that pretentious

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

The only thing Battered's kid is allowed to choke on is his cheesy, stubby little cock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Too young to have salt. Only 17 months old.
Most crisps have salt, regardless of the flavour.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

too young for salt?
Really?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Apparently kids shouldn't have much salt
1 to 3 years: 2g salt a day (0.8g sodium)

www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Goodfood/Pages/salt.aspx
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Tell that to Ian and Angela Gay.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Are they the ones that gave their kid ready brek?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

You will with the second one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

In an effort to kill them so you can get your life back?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Haha that is never coming back, my friend.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)

this is how it should be.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)

When I was working at Whitbread last year
Brewers Fayre was one of my responsibilites. They have all that kid friendly shit, including climbing frames etc. Fucking lethal, I am amazed they haven't been sued.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I had a rat run across my foot at a Brewers fayre once.
Then just sat under the table, like a dog begging for scraps.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Did you cut a burger in half for it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Ah yes but it was a child friendly rat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Called Ben.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I only worked at Whitbread on an interim contract, I would have made a lot more changes if I had been there longer.
Like burning them all down and starting again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

YOU SAID RIM!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I'm glad you didn't, whilst I hate them all, they're a well paying client.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)

That's a bit of an over reaction.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)