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I know someone who sucked a dog's cock for a wrap of speed that didn't actually exist, in about1988
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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All the people in your stories "didn't actually exist"
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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His name is Nick Joseph.
Hi Nick, if you're reading!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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I bet he's a stand up guy now!
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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He was a pupil of my father's, until he got expelled for drugs. His parent are unfathomably wealthy but disowned him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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And gobbling the local chien.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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I doubt he is reading, as the last time I saw him he was begging for smack money in Eastleigh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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There's not much else to do in Eastliegh, tbh
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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Quite so.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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One of our customers is there
I have visited
*shudders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:05,
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I once walked home from there on Xmas eve, all the way to Winchester, down the motorway hard shoulder.
I spent my last tenner on a chinky and then missed the last train so off i trudged, eating my chinky as I went.
Not the best night of my life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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2011 wasn't a great year for you eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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None of them have been much cop for decades
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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You'll always have your memories of Treworgey Tree Fayre.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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Did you then cut his head off?
What's that smell? Is that sheep? Cows? Horses? Nah, that's bullshit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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The Chinny Reckon is strong with this one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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You fucking what?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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