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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i've actually only had 2 parking tickets in my entire life
and i talked my way out of both of them.

but i still hate the principle of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
I'm wanted by the police.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Every step you take?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Every move he makes

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Seriously boys, I'm on the lam from the law.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
For speeding.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)
There totally could have been a car chase.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Yes, in the same way I could totally be receiving a blowie from Scarlett Johanssen right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
They should organise some kind of sting operation
Perhaps baited with snails or a garlic bread
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)
i saw you flannelling on about that
just suck his cock ffs.

it worked for your brother.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
+ his mum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)
And all his grandparents

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)
+ his cat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
And his cat's grandparents

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I'm a little disappointed that nobody picked up on the "ex-military man" bit.
I was looking forward to telling everybody about my six months inthe Air Cadets when I was 13.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
i have pink maltesers today
i thought everyone should know about this.

the difference is, my story is actually true.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I bet they clash with your ginger hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)
in much the same way my knee will clash with your balls at the next secret bash

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
You'll need big knees.
Oh, hang on, all of you's enormous anyway, so you won't have a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)
She'll need big knees because your genitalia isn't visible to the naked eye
thus forcing a carpet bomb approach to nadding you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Stop white knighting the fat ginger tart.
Edit: and my plums are huge. I haven't had sex for 4 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Worth five points each, are they? :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)
What about your wife?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)
No idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)
But I was in the cadets :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
All of them?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
They're notoriously promiscuous.
Especially the Sea Cadets.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Those slags.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
So. Fucking. What?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Your'e just jealous of my glittering military career.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
'Glittering' is right you fucking nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)
He certainly hung round with a few privates, thats for sure

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)

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