I am trying to turn myself into the cops, as a man faces the music when he goes rogue, but I'm finding it suprisingly difficult.
The ticket notification will be going to my old address. I can't update anything quickly enough to stop it. I tried to change the address on my driving licence online on Sunday. Couldn't do that as my licence is due to expire. Couldn't renew that as my passport's too old. Had to request paperwork which will take ten days and may also go to my old address.

So I tried to call Avon and Somerset's finest in order to discover if I actually had been done. Wasn't expecting them to be able to send the notification out to my new address, but confirmation would have been nice. They couldn't tell me, however, as despite it being marked as one of their vans, they have no access to the records. I have to call the central agency, whcih doesn't open until ten.

Somebody at work has the bright idea of getting RM to redirect my mail. I go through the five minute long registration, including being forced to register for Verified by Visa, which I HATE only to have a message flash up at the very end and after they've tried to take my payment saying "sorry, couldn't verify some of your personal info. I'm not goign to tell you what or give you the opportunity to fix, I'm just going to delete your request and registration".

Fuck everything.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:20, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fuckin' crim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I'm trying to go straight, sporto, but the fucking po-po won't let me rest.
They keep testin' me, man. They keep testin' me.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)

You're as straight as Darth's Diamante thong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)

tl;dr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Frenchman gets speeding ticket, cries
the end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I thought the point of the story is that he hasn't actually *got* the speeding ticket.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I'm TRYING to get the speeding ticket.
Life on the run isn't for me.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)

look, you can't expect me to accurately summarise the weeping moanings of a smelly french man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)

gid moaning!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

You're missing out on an epic whinge.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:42, Reply)

just send some money to your old address and a note explaining.
I'm sure that'll work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)