a thread about the weather? really?
ok. it's sunny here, but i'm stuck behind a thick glass window that doesn't open. unless there's a fire alarm, in which case the top part (way up high where nobody could reach it to jump) cranks open automatically to let out the non-existent smoke. and i am working.

are you happy now? ARE YOU?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:53, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Hang on, so your building, in the event of a fire, opens the windows to allow more air to rush in and feed the flames?
Your architect must have hated you lot.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)

no, it's more complex than that
they only open when the alarm has stopped.

and people have long since exited the building by then. well, except the kitchen staff. we lock them in the basement.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)

But you caqn't get a fire going hot enough to melt steel unless you give it plenty of oxygen and an enclosed space.
Let alone destroy the bones of all the lawyers you've locked inside.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Whe a body is cremated they don't burn it long enough to turn the bones to ash, that would take days and days
they burn off all the flesh and then crush the bones
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Have you been reading Chompy's diary?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

christ, shut up you haggard old witch

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

would you like a fluffy kittum or a nommy cake with that, sir?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)