so this bloke goes into a bar
and the barmaid's got huge tits and the jew says "Jimmy Savile fucked children" and Hitler got the gas bill and the bloke says "that's not a record" and the barman says oh fuck this, I'm off out
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:20, 46 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't get it, soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I think this is called "meta comedy"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)

like that Stewart Lee does.
It's very clever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Did you hear the one about the african tribal bloke that bought a christmas tree?
Neither did I, but you should've seen the size of his cock!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Woah....tough room

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

prick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)

!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

This is a better effort than wonkygutsfoodwrong tried.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)

haha, he's a brainspaz and he poos in a carrier bag

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I think you'll find it's a pringles tube

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I think you'll find I'm the journalist who originally broke that story
and did the Pullitzer committee take any notice, bollocks did they
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

It's a harsh world Frank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

cheer up, 309 days to christmas

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Yay!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Hilary Mantel's gonna fuck you right up for that.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)

HOW DARE SHE QUESTION DIANNA

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Lyrics from Kunt and the gangs latest "song"

( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Great news Frank, my homebrew dilemma was sorted.
You can just buy valves, not just lids so I'm getting it delivered tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

PHEW!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I got 10 CO2 canisters as well, only £4, not bad if you ask me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I got a 25l pressure barrel given to me
turns out I need to buy a co2 injector and a 25l bucket and all sorts of other shit so I though fuck it, I'll just make scrumpy in it.
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Same here, The lid was fine, so I just bought a valve, an adaptor and some co2 bulbs online. Less than £15
I'm making a barrel for a stag do I'm going on soon.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I have 7 gallons of wine that need bottling
and not enough bottles or corks, so I'm just leaving it in the demjohns. I'm sure it will be fine
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Don't have space in the wine rack for 42 extra bottles either.
I'll have to invite monty over
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Wine should last in the demijohns for as long as you need it.
It's quite hard to pace brewing properly. I need a spreadsheet.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Good good.
Its amazing, you open a bottle of wine and its shit within a couple of days but you can leave it in the jar and rack it loads and its fine. Probably because its shit to start with eh readers!
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Yep,
Same with beer. the difference between 1 week and 1 month is amazing. If they last for 3-6 months then they're much better. But who's got enough space to have months and months worth of beer.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Homebrew chat is worse than nappy chat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

nappy chat is home brew chat to some extent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I walked past a motorbike shop on the way home last night.
There was a middle aged man staring whistfully through the window, he was almost fogging up the glass.
I thought of you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I drove past Milton Keynes a couple of weeks ago. Managed to hold my nose all the way past.
I didn't think of you at all.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Only one hand on the wheel AND over the limit*
It's surely only a matter of time before you seriously injure or kill someone.


*Probably
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I don't drink and drive
I might spill it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Stay about from my homebrew chat!

( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Stay about from my demijohns!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

The only problem I have with HOMEBREW CHAT is that I don't get to taste what is being discussed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Next Cornwall bash I will bring several gallons

( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I like 6SN7 for line stages and triode strapped EL34's in push-pull

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)

How is this better than car chat? :(

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Because literally ANYTHING is better than that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)

and Hitler said "That's not a Lion, that's Goebbels!"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Excerpt from "Windy Pig: My Ker-AYZEE Life"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Nh6DurMJ8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Did you hear the one about the black jew?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Being made to sit in the back of the oven?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em

( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)