Signs have been put up at work declaring that all personal mugs will be thrown out on Friday and replaced with uniform company branded mugs
when did the man last try and crush your spirit?

alt: what's your favorite mug?

altalt: where's Q?

altaltalt: do you have a "bum chin", a "John Travolta" or just a plain smooth one?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:15, 77 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have a Stig mug from top gear.
I hate top gear and it's a pretty shit mug, but my gran bought it for me and I love her very much.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Why do you hate Top Gear?
Just Clarkson or for other reasons?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Him and the other two cunts.
Plus, it's about cars. There is nothing interesting enough about cars that is worthy of a weekly show.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

No, it's an absolute fact. Anyone who actually thinks that cars are somehow interesting beyond their ability to allow you to get form a to b quickly and without getting a bus
deserves to be punched in the throat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

why is it any different from being interested in say architecture or fishing or knitting?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

See below.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

It's clearly not an absolute fact.
It's your opinion.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Al's opinion is fact on the internet
as he can back it up with righteous anger
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

righte

tedi
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

eous anger?
ninja SLAAAAAG
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

No it's a fact.
Lets look at people who are "into cars":

Jeremy Clarkson - Cunt
Richard Hammond - Cunt
That bloke that presents that channel 5 programme about cars - cunt
The audience members who hang around in the background on top gear and jeer like monkeys when clarkson says anything - cunts.

So, fact. FACT ONLINE
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Jackie Stewart - legend
Stirling Moss - Legend
Murray Walker - legend
Badger - ...
Rowan Atkinson - legend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Legend amongst dull people who think that watching cars drive round a track equals a sport.
They are wrong.

FACT
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:33, Reply)

rather than those fascinating people who dig holes for a living

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Do I expect the BBC to show a weekly TV series about my job?
No, no I don't do Nakers. Now stop being such a fucking tool.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

motor racing is a job for thousands of people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

with tens of millions of fans all over the world.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)

See also
Senna (RIP)
Prost

And Jay Leno; anyone with that sort of car collection www.jaylenosgarage.com/cars/ can't be all bad.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

See also
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870185
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

See also
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870142
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

See also
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870220
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

See also
www.google.co.uk/search?q=B3ta%3A+Al+is+a+cunt&oq=B3ta%3A+Al+is+a+cunt&aqs=chrome.0.57j58j65l2j60l2.3721&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=B3ta:+%22Al+is+a+cunt%22&hl=en&filter=0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42661473,d.Yms&fp=5f22c75b6e19f8bc&biw=1600&bih=785


897 results.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

See also
https://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=b3ta:+battered+shotgun+wedding&oq=b3ta:+battered+shotgun+wedding&gs_l=hp.3...7449.8256.1.8617.8.7.0.0.0.0.137.662.4j3.7.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.4.psy-ab.E5SeUTG1J5s&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42661473,d.d2k&fp=8243998a7e8c4379&biw=1440&bih=710

2840 results.

Just saying.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Pretty much all of which were posted by you.
And are incorrect, but never mind. Why let the truth get in the way eh?

EDIT: And your search results aren't limited to B3ta as you didn't use " battered shotgun wedding"

If you had you'd have seen no results.

Nice try Al.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I am convinced the 'studio' bits are filmed in some sort of moron storage facility.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I wasn't asking you.
Pay attention.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

thing about Top Gear is that it hasn't really been about cars for years.
It's more about Clarkson's ego, Hammond sucking up to it and the pair of them pretending that May couldn't fuck their shit right up any time.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I quite like James may in some of his other programs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

That's because you're a twat.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

speaking as a lefty cyclist who can't drive and probably never will
I find Top Gear very watchable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I don't like "the hamster"
Overly scripted bollocks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Because it can be boiled down to an hour of:
'Look at me, I'm so short.'
'Look at me, I'm so slow.'
'Look at me, I'm such a bigot.'
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

She obviously doesn't love you if she bought you a shit mug that you don't like.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

She also gave me a cheque for £2k.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

fair enough.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

couldn't even be bothered to go shopping for a gift
how lazy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

your gran paid you to use a mug you hate?
when you go round does she pay for you to dance for her while she laughs into your hollow eyes?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I hope you stand up for your rights and draw a willy on the sides of the new mugs, so it looks like it is going in their mouths when they have a drink

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

latte's all round

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

fucking postgrads are always nicking our mugs
pikey cunts.

You have to have a mug that is so tasteless none of them will touch it.

We got a load of corporate ones from some oil company a couple of years ago. Gone in a week. Since we have communal tea, coffee etc it's the same if you leave more than one bag of sugar in the cupboard, or more than one lot of teabags. It's not the man, granted, but it's still a disgrace.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Do they steal the bog roll?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

They fucking would but the shitter paper dispensers are sealed. Ditto paper towels.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)

none of those questions are remotely interesting to me so I'm just going to assume you asked what my favourite Boney M song is
Rivers of Babylon
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)

name 5 more Boney M songs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Brown girl in the ring
Ra-ra-rasputin
Daddy cool
Sunny
Ma Baker
Mary's boy child
hooray hooray it's a holi-holiday
El Lute

fuck knows, probably loads more
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

they sound shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)

that's just the ones I have as mp3's, true story

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Re your altaltalt: most people on here have multiple chins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)

your original chin then
if you don't know the answer, give it a oinch horizontally and see is a "bum" forms
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Jimmyhillslolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)

The Man is very nice at my place of work
anyone who lets you do your job with a red mohawk is alright by me.

Alt: the big one I got for xmas that holds 2 cups worth of tea.

altalt: I ate him.

altaltalt: smooth, I think, unber the beard. I'll have to look at an old pic to be sure.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Did anyone see Black Mirror on Monday?
I thought it was quite good.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Got to catch it on 4od
I thought the first one was average
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I quite liked the idea of the first one
Not as good as the pig fucking epsiode, but better than the X factor one.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)

The history of me one was the best I thought
Apparently the idea has been bought by Robert Downie Junior to turn into an American series
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I don't see how it will work as a series.
As a one off it was great, but what exactly is it going to be? A crime thriller?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I dunno, was short a short article
I guess you could weave more storylines together or something
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I'm not convinced
But then again, I reckon RDJ can do pretty much anything so I'll be interested if anything comes of it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Robert Downie Junior's production company is called 'Team Downey'.
Seeing as it's relevant.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I have a mug that says "Fuck this and Fuck that" repeated many times.
My work mug is a Dicklexic mug that says "Dicks computer went down on him" with dick looking very happy.

Yes I know, I'm hilarious
( Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)