I have a Stig mug from top gear.
I hate top gear and it's a pretty shit mug, but my gran bought it for me and I love her very much.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why do you hate Top Gear?
Just Clarkson or for other reasons?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Him and the other two cunts.
Plus, it's about cars. There is nothing interesting enough about cars that is worthy of a weekly show.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

No, it's an absolute fact. Anyone who actually thinks that cars are somehow interesting beyond their ability to allow you to get form a to b quickly and without getting a bus
deserves to be punched in the throat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

why is it any different from being interested in say architecture or fishing or knitting?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

See below.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

It's clearly not an absolute fact.
It's your opinion.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Al's opinion is fact on the internet
as he can back it up with righteous anger
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

righte

tedi
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

eous anger?
ninja SLAAAAAG
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

No it's a fact.
Lets look at people who are "into cars":

Jeremy Clarkson - Cunt
Richard Hammond - Cunt
That bloke that presents that channel 5 programme about cars - cunt
The audience members who hang around in the background on top gear and jeer like monkeys when clarkson says anything - cunts.

So, fact. FACT ONLINE
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Jackie Stewart - legend
Stirling Moss - Legend
Murray Walker - legend
Badger - ...
Rowan Atkinson - legend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Legend amongst dull people who think that watching cars drive round a track equals a sport.
They are wrong.

FACT
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:33, Reply)

rather than those fascinating people who dig holes for a living

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Do I expect the BBC to show a weekly TV series about my job?
No, no I don't do Nakers. Now stop being such a fucking tool.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

motor racing is a job for thousands of people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

with tens of millions of fans all over the world.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)

See also
Senna (RIP)
Prost

And Jay Leno; anyone with that sort of car collection www.jaylenosgarage.com/cars/ can't be all bad.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

See also
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870185
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

See also
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870142
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

See also
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870220
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

See also
www.google.co.uk/search?q=B3ta%3A+Al+is+a+cunt&oq=B3ta%3A+Al+is+a+cunt&aqs=chrome.0.57j58j65l2j60l2.3721&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=B3ta:+%22Al+is+a+cunt%22&hl=en&filter=0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42661473,d.Yms&fp=5f22c75b6e19f8bc&biw=1600&bih=785


897 results.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

See also
https://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=b3ta:+battered+shotgun+wedding&oq=b3ta:+battered+shotgun+wedding&gs_l=hp.3...7449.8256.1.8617.8.7.0.0.0.0.137.662.4j3.7.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.4.psy-ab.E5SeUTG1J5s&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42661473,d.d2k&fp=8243998a7e8c4379&biw=1440&bih=710

2840 results.

Just saying.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Pretty much all of which were posted by you.
And are incorrect, but never mind. Why let the truth get in the way eh?

EDIT: And your search results aren't limited to B3ta as you didn't use " battered shotgun wedding"

If you had you'd have seen no results.

Nice try Al.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I am convinced the 'studio' bits are filmed in some sort of moron storage facility.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I wasn't asking you.
Pay attention.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

thing about Top Gear is that it hasn't really been about cars for years.
It's more about Clarkson's ego, Hammond sucking up to it and the pair of them pretending that May couldn't fuck their shit right up any time.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I quite like James may in some of his other programs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

That's because you're a twat.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

speaking as a lefty cyclist who can't drive and probably never will
I find Top Gear very watchable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I don't like "the hamster"
Overly scripted bollocks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Because it can be boiled down to an hour of:
'Look at me, I'm so short.'
'Look at me, I'm so slow.'
'Look at me, I'm such a bigot.'
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

She obviously doesn't love you if she bought you a shit mug that you don't like.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

She also gave me a cheque for £2k.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

fair enough.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

couldn't even be bothered to go shopping for a gift
how lazy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

your gran paid you to use a mug you hate?
when you go round does she pay for you to dance for her while she laughs into your hollow eyes?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)