why do you thik bobby is so hard?
Is it because he's so fat?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Darth confuses fat people with the nasty man who did that thing to him when he was a little boy.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

fat with the nasty man who did that thing to him when he was a little boy who wonder gay or straight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Darth confuses who wonder gay or straight.
Brilliant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

PEOPLE
darth confuses people who wonder: "gay or straight?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I didn't get it either.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

You're both flids

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

No b3th, swipe really fucked that up.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

shut up
it was a first class chanel gold plated ZING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

words can hurt too you know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Hit her with your flippers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

ian drury's etc etc?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

That was well worth all of our time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

What, Ann Robinson?
Only kidding. Darth wasn't even attractive enough to get nonced by Jimmy Savile.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Low blow!
Self-esteem punch! DQ'd from the b3ta Battle Royale!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

*mwah*
I'd nonce you any day, you weak-wristed poove.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Insulting compliments are so much sexier

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I believe him to be a tightly coiled ball of furious rage and righteous vengeance
That and the boxing. I actually reckon there's a dark horse amongst us who's proper nails and disguises a violent past with a veneer of internet pedantry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I think he's more flowing over the armrests than tightly coiled

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Your nose is going to be flowing six foot wide across your face sunshine
He'll take you to the facking cleaners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

pfft, I'd distracted him with a bucket of chicken then run him over with a bus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

"Good afternoon Sir. How can we help you today?"

"Yeah, er.... Can you get fried chicken grease and spunk stains off this?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)