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( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

has to go off to cornwall just to get a bit of shuteye
didn't realise lawyers were so hard up these days
broken britain :(
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

No, sorry, The other one. Get turned on by.
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)

it's a dark room with candles and beds with velvet soft covers. the beds emit some sort of waves that make you sleepy (you can't go on if you're pregnant). then they play you some kind of relaxtion tape.
it sounded like a load of shitbollocks. i struggle to sleep, only sleep about 4 hours a night normally, but this worked like a fucking treat.
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I would
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I would never ram my grubby fat fingers up her foetid mimsy
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Except the honey is now rotting ham
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)

a debit card, about 50p in cash, and a metric fucktonne of old receipts.
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

on the strict conditions that: (i) there are no other passengers; (ii) they do not smell; and (iii) there is no traffic.
these pre-conditions are rarely met.
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)
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