I haven't read the whole thread, so I might be repeating something someone else said,
But, Monty only has one mum. They didn't perform some sort of weird duel birth, creating half a child each. Nob.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You mean when he was born they didn't slam him immediately up the chuff of another bird?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I thought his Mum literally birthed him astride her lezzer bird's fanny
so he umbilical bungeed from one gash to another, thus making him immune to homosexuality, except in his achilles tendon which is like vulnerable to mild tickling and boy bands.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

maybe it came out with such force he was fired into the fanny in the bed opposite
I imagine the maternity ward is like a room full of exotic dancers and a load of ping pong balls
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)

You and I should team up
We could write top-notch erotic fiction
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

It could be over the course of monty's life
like that time he was accidentally used as a double ender
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Nah see he was born in the Mattel Hot Wheels ward
When he was fired out of Mum a)'s fanny, he curved at high velocity round a cheap plastic racetrack and popped into Mum b)'s gaping vag, ready to be baked for another fourteen months.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)

We're definitely on to something here
Monty himself is suspiciously silent on the matter, I reckon you've struck FACT GOLD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Or we're all on 2.0
TERRIBLE BULLYING
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Bullying by passivity
Worst of all the internet abuse forms
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)

maybe it's the reverse of the creepy 'buy your mum a valentine's card' trend
and he's going to buy his partner a 'I wuv oo mumsy' card with a '#1 Breast Feeder' pin badge on the front
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Nob?
:o(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)

nobby nobby nob nose, likes to put his winky up the garden hose.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)

He makes a fair point here, Nakers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)