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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't get warm.So I'm going to have a hot bath and then order a curry.
Are you warm enough?
Alt. Favourite opening line.
Alt alt. Evening!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:39,
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latest was 13 years ago)
alright there Zoggy*ruffles hair*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:02,
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What makes you think it was your head hair*winks*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:05,
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DAMNIT at least play hard to get(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:09,
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Let's take a moment to reflect on this outstanding piece of Online Upset.b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post799696
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:50,
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when he says "being in a wheelchair"I assume he means "being a wheelchair user"
because that's how wheelchair users usually refer to themselves these days
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what about spastics?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:34,
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Oh man, HP got you GOOOOOOOD.b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post801890
I bet you were heart broken eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:56,
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This is the one that HURT.b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post801893
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:01,
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He went through a stage of unironically telling stories which all seemed to end with him doing some poor girl up the bum.He got rather upset when I observed this fact to him.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:04,
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Also: he appears to have been banhammered as well..(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:05,
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Oh don't tell me you're an angry bumsexer liar as well as being an angry midget?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:09,
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Nah. Angry midget is more than enough for me(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:10,
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He was still posting last nightb3ta.com/questions/utterlydrunk/post1870895
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:08,
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Not HP, Nimrodinho, you berk.Fuck's sake, keep up.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:10,
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Still your finest hour Frank.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:08,
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I used pure logic thereWittgenstein would have been proud of me, if he wasn't bumming little boys at the time
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Bou: a one woman example of the serious mental health problems in South Africa.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:16,
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I'm astonished to learn that people with locked in syndrome can communicate via the internet(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Yes. However it is about -9 here, so fuck going outside.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:50,
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I am in a hotel that has a bar. So no need to go anywhere until the morning.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:55,
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What not even to bed?You rebel you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:12,
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Evening JeffersI’m quite warm thanks
What curry are you ordering? This is important
Alt:Open up…….We have a warrant for Hector DelTaco*
Alt:alt:Heavens to Betsy so it is
*From "The Baytown Outlaws" great film
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:01,
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A hot one.Probably a hot chicken one. Beyond that, I'm not sure.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:16,
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I had a really really really niceChicken balti the other night
TRUSTORY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:19,
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Just Naan bread The missis had rice and popadoms and all that stuff,
Two massive fresh made Naan bread was enough for me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:24,
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Naan is a much accompaniment than rice. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:25,
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Local place cooks them freshThey are about the size of a dartboard, also adds spices and lemon juice to them, they are a marvel in themselves
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:28,
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I am hoping to get a Tandoor for my 40th, so I will be able to do my own. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:29,
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That sound like a great ideaalso see if you can invest in a smoker
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:30,
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My wife is as we speak marinading lamb for three different curries for my return on Saturday. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:23,
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Next door is permeated the block with the delights of the non-orient east. It hits you as you walk in the door. It hasn't stunk out my flat, just the coridors, but I've got the windows open anyway.I've got a roast chicken on with 2 bulbs of garlic (just cut 'em in half, no chopping) and an onion that its resting on. Then I got about 1/5th of a jar of Very Lazy Garlic and salt, then a ton of faux-butter, and put that all under the skin and in the crevices and all that. I've opened all the windows and shut the kitchen door.
Then I got some Boul Lavent or something like that, some posh crusty white loaf, to make an awesome-sandwich. Gonna then apply some salad and mayo and chili-jelly and crisps.
I came up with an idea, imagine if you could type out a subject line before you call someone so it comes up on your phone when they call.
Not sure what my favorite opening line is, the one to Sexy Beast is good. I ♥ that film.
Alt Alt - alright?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:12,
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alright GonzFart through their letter box, if you have no bot dogs to hand
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:22,
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Alright Hare.I was talkin' to Ma' about what I'd do if I got 5 and the bonus on the lotto (£250k), and my answer was for it to facilitate getting a dog, that's what I'd do. I didn't even think about having an unlimited supply of dog eggs to put through mortal enemy's doors.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:57,
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You need to look at the whole picture....when you make an investment like that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:09,
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SHAMBO IN DA HOUSE(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:16,
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"British pop singer, musician, performer, actor, and philanthropist"(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)
best of all deviant's(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:32,
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*ducks, dodges and weaves*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:43,
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I only just got home.Alt: it was the biggest cock you'd ever seen and you've no idea where that cock has been.
Alt alt: evening!
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eve's plummy DShall we kiss and make up?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:25,
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that'll be the AIDS kicking in.I am toasty warm, wearing jammies and stretched out on my sofaa watching Anchorman.
Alt: hello, usually works for me.
altalt: evenin' Jeff, evenin peeps.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:39,
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Not only am I sufficiently warmbut I've also taken my cardigan off and had an ice cream.
Having said that, I've got my winter blubber layer on at the moment.
Alt: In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf.
AltAlt: evening!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:51,
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Sexy cardigan :)(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:54,
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Don't interrupt at the vinegar moment(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:59,
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That's no way to talk about her husband. Anyway, he's so old he's beyond fixing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:56,
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Totes.Took the bugger apart, repaired it, and put it back together again.
Well proud, innit?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:57,
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Wow.You should start a cooker repair business.
b3th's burners.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:15,
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a delightful evening, then(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:55,
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In a minute, we're going out to find alcohol.I'd say taht tops off the day nicely.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:59,
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What? which one? what did you order?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:56,
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I orderedKathi Kebab
Ramo Dhakhna Special
rajab Nan
Special Pilau Rice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:01,
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I'm well Jel innit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:03,
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Oi :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:07,
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HahahahhahaTextbooklolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:31,
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