Cornwall bash?

( Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:54, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

In your mums place?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

+ special

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Well we all know the way there at least.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Just yodel and listen for the echo?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

She probably wouldn't mind
A bunch of foreign types were lost in our home town and asked my mum where the campsite was. She explained that they're wasn't one within walking distance and let the lot of them set up their tents in her back garden. She's ace my mum
( Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Had they all mysteriously vanished the next morning
to replaced by what appear to be very large, rectangular molehills? Because if so then I'm afraid I have some troubling news for you.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

What I'm insinuating here
is that your dad may not have gassed himself.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I'm going to listen to green day and Post "I miss you dad" posts on facebook

( Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Oh man, it'll be AA all over again.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I've popped a tent in your mum's back garden before, while putting on a foreign accent, too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

She's doesn't like circumcised cock

( Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Best. Comeback. Ever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Come Pull
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:14, Reply)

There was a young lady from Neath,
who circumsied men with her teeth.
She didn't do it for money,
nor 'cause it was funny
but to get at the cheese underneath.

Il y avait une jeune femme de Neath,
qui circumsied hommes avec ses dents.
Elle ne le fais pas pour l'argent,
ni parce que c'était drôle
mais pour obtenir le fromage en dessous.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)

There was a young slag from Penzanze.
Who boarded a bus in a trance
24 fucked her
Plus the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)

There was a young vampire named Mabel
with periods remarkably stable
one night at full moon
she sat with a spoon
and drunk herself under the table.

Il y avait un jeune vampire nommé Mabel
avec des périodes remarquablement stables
une nuit de pleine lune
elle s'est assise avec une cuillère
et se boit sous la table.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

There once was a whore on the dock
From dusk until dawn she sucked cock
'Til one day it's said
She gave so much head
She exploded and whitewashed the block
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

but enough about your mother....
Mais assez parlé de ta mère ....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He replied "Not at all
It can do it again if it likes"

I don't think I've quite got the hang of this.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

There was a young fellow named Paul,
who couldn’t rely on his ring-piece at all,
when he sat on the loo,
it went slightly askew,
and splattered some poo on the wall.

hi Gonz!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

SidearseLOLZ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)