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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh lol
Just seen a pillock in sunglasses walk down the street. Into a lamp post.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:15, 95 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
WHERE'S THE FUCKING QUESTION?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:18, Reply)
The question is
' Should Monty stop wearing sunglasses? '
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:33, Reply)
alright Jeffington?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Yeap.
Survived the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:39, Reply)
phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:41, Reply)
They are a nightmare
Decisions can only be made after a couple of pints 'consideration time'. The only thing that doesn't require consideration time is the question, 'fancy another pint?'.

You had any news?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:45, Reply)
not so far.
Your gazbox will redden when I do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:46, Reply)
No news is good news.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:48, Reply)
I have politely chased up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:51, Reply)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:20, Reply)
I really hope that Tangles is OK.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Also: Al is a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:57, Reply)
gibbon wee
soundcloud.com/gilgafrank/tear-stained-letter
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:03, Reply)
You're wasted on these cunts Frank.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
I know, I spent days copping riffs off the Across A Crowded Room video and what recognition do I get, fuck all

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:17, Reply)
oh lol
A friend of mine once waltzed into a lamppost while dancing down the street with me. She nipped in to the art gallery to get cleaned up while I composed myself. Naturally I feigned serious concern and made sure she was okay and hadn't broken her nose.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:30, Reply)
thanks, now I don't need to watch the next Matrix sequel

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Oh, if only you'd thought to record it.
£250 from YBF.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Gutted I missed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:55, Reply)
he was like totally walking down the street like woah check it laydeez wearing his raybans and he be like woah no lamp post gonna fuck wit me then he be like woah lamp post be all upside my head

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Do you know something?
Al. Right cunt apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:03, Reply)
gibbon wee
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24847
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Evening all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
alright m8?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)
What's all this above then Dozer?
Are you gunning for a new job?

EDIT - New Scream single? I'm quite liking it - back to their inventive best, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:28, Reply)
i prefer Skream

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:31, Reply)
I haven't heard it
I've been listening to that MBV one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Now you can
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdCraT9_wk4

More than a hint of "White Punks on dope" but it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Eazy bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:31, Reply)
eazy now nigga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Aiii

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Ooh, Frank just took me off 2.0

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:33, Reply)
yeah, I checked my iggy list and you were on there, dunno how that happened
alright plumdozer

gibbon wee massage?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)
alright Frank
Don't think we've met. Tell me a bit about you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:36, Reply)
ask /talk

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Do I have to?
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:39, Reply)
I posted there for a loooooooong time
then got bored and angry and got cr3 to close my account

then I came back and got banned

then I came back and got banned

then I came back and got banned

then I came back and got sandboxed so I can only post here now
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)
spare me your life story.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)
How do you like your new home on off topic?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)
it's fucking shit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)
That's the spirit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:39, Reply)
up yours
hello
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Hello Frank
How is Momo?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)
he's gone back in his cage to fall asleep on one leg after a strenuous day of squawking and eating and shitting
must be a great life being a parrot
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)
It does sound very appealling
He's a good lad, that parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)
no home is complete without a blue-crowned conure
how's baldmonkey? are you two still together?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Bumped into him the other day
but I haven't seen him much lately. Might be seeing him at the weekend. I shall pass on your kind thoughts/death threats/baffling insults.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)
tell him I want to hack his brain out and urinate on it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)
I will Frank
I swear it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Can you let him know that we had a lovely wedding day and are very happy, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)
I'm sure he already knows that, in his heart

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)
that sounds like a cry for help

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)
there's a cracking doc on martial arts in Britain on the old iplayer
Bet you didn't know the Suffragettes had crack Jujitsu squads.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I'd no idea Monty how fascinating

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Monty you boring shit.
No-one cares.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Well that's depressing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:58, Reply)
depressingly true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:58, Reply)
haha, yeah
yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)
I'm not one to bang on about things my kids do
But earlier on the elder of the two Mini-Hats said "The problem with iPlayer is that it's 98% 'I' and only 2% 'Player'"
I've not idea what he meant, but it made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)
that's profound.
I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Who knows
knows cares
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I don't get it, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)
You monster

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I'm gonna watch that thing on the Paris Dakar rally

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I watched it last night
There was cars and sand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Yesssssssssssasassssss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:03, Reply)
And some crashes
And wheels coming off and shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)
I'm going to watch some ITV prison thing at 9pm.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:07, Reply)
If it's called Tenko
I know what happens in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Van Helsing, that's a good film

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:14, Reply)
It has Kate Beckinsale in a corset and tight trousers
What's not to like?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:22, Reply)
pretty sure I said it was a good film

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)
How is sobriety treating you this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Ah. About that sobriety.
Little bit of a problem there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:05, Reply)
To be honest, it's probably not all it's cracked up to be.
I reckon you'll be fine with a few cans and an early night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:05, Reply)
this was what I was thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)
What you got cans of?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Groflsch

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Well limit your evening intake.
I suggest calling it a night at 24 cans.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:35, Reply)
well gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Alright, maybe that is slightly bent.
But have no more than thirty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)
30 splits a slab
32 - always go multiples of 4.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:48, Reply)
you're not my real dad

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:48, Reply)
This is always funny
hope you weren't badly hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:34, Reply)
just rubbed scotch bonnet in my eye. Wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:41, Reply)
haha
yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)
life in the LOL lane

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Should have had some glasses on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:44, Reply)
they're broken
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Ha ha!
even funnier.

please keep injuring your self for my pleasure. stick one up your japs eye next.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:45, Reply)
no fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)

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