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Oh lolJust seen a pillock in sunglasses walk down the street. Into a lamp post.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:15,
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WHERE'S THE FUCKING QUESTION?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:18,
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The question is' Should Monty stop wearing sunglasses? '
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:33,
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They are a nightmareDecisions can only be made after a couple of pints 'consideration time'. The only thing that doesn't require consideration time is the question, 'fancy another pint?'.
You had any news?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:45,
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I really hope that Tangles is OK.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:28,
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You're wasted on these cunts Frank.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:16,
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I know, I spent days copping riffs off the Across A Crowded Room video and what recognition do I get, fuck all(, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:17, Reply)
oh lolA friend of mine once waltzed into a lamppost while dancing down the street with me. She nipped in to the art gallery to get cleaned up while I composed myself. Naturally I feigned serious concern and made sure she was okay and hadn't broken her nose.
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Oh, if only you'd thought to record it.£250 from YBF.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:44,
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he was like totally walking down the street like woah check it laydeez wearing his raybans and he be like woah no lamp post gonna fuck wit me then he be like woah lamp post be all upside my head(, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Do you know something?Al. Right cunt apparently.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:03,
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What's all this above then Dozer?Are you gunning for a new job?
EDIT - New Scream single? I'm quite liking it - back to their inventive best, I'd say.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:28,
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Now you canwww.youtube.com/watch?v=bdCraT9_wk4
More than a hint of "White Punks on dope" but it's OK.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:36,
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yeah, I checked my iggy list and you were on there, dunno how that happenedalright plumdozer
gibbon wee massage?
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I posted there for a loooooooong timethen got bored and angry and got cr3 to close my account
then I came back and got banned
then I came back and got banned
then I came back and got banned
then I came back and got sandboxed so I can only post here now
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How do you like your new home on off topic?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:45,
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:39,
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he's gone back in his cage to fall asleep on one leg after a strenuous day of squawking and eating and shittingmust be a great life being a parrot
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It does sound very appeallingHe's a good lad, that parrot
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:44,
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no home is complete without a blue-crowned conurehow's baldmonkey? are you two still together?
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Bumped into him the other daybut I haven't seen him much lately. Might be seeing him at the weekend. I shall pass on your kind thoughts/death threats/baffling insults.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:48,
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Can you let him know that we had a lovely wedding day and are very happy, thanks.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:56,
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there's a cracking doc on martial arts in Britain on the old iplayerBet you didn't know the Suffragettes had crack Jujitsu squads.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:53,
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I'd no idea Monty how fascinating(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:55,
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I'm not one to bang on about things my kids doBut earlier on the elder of the two Mini-Hats said "The problem with iPlayer is that it's 98% 'I' and only 2% 'Player'"
I've not idea what he meant, but it made me laugh.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:55,
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I'm gonna watch that thing on the Paris Dakar rally(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:01,
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I watched it last nightThere was cars and sand.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:02,
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And some crashes And wheels coming off and shit like that.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:04,
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I'm going to watch some ITV prison thing at 9pm.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:07,
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If it's called TenkoI know what happens in the end.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:09,
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It has Kate Beckinsale in a corset and tight trousersWhat's not to like?
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How is sobriety treating you this evening? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:03,
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Ah. About that sobriety. Little bit of a problem there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:05,
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To be honest, it's probably not all it's cracked up to be.I reckon you'll be fine with a few cans and an early night.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:05,
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this was what I was thinking.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:08,
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Well limit your evening intake.I suggest calling it a night at 24 cans.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:35,
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Alright, maybe that is slightly bent.But have no more than thirty.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:43,
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30 splits a slab32 - always go multiples of 4.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:48,
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This is always funnyhope you weren't badly hurt.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:16,
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just rubbed scotch bonnet in my eye. Wanker(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:41,
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Ha ha!even funnier.
please keep injuring your self for my pleasure. stick one up your japs eye next.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:45,
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