also i got a muffin for breakfast just now (i like muffins because i only pick off the top bit and throw away the rest so i don't feel guilty)
and i was properly pissed because the careless cunts had sold out of chocolate ones. but actually this toffee and pecan one might be better. i mean, what is the world coming to.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:28, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fatty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)

You don't feel guilty for wasting food?
You heartless mare. There's people starving in Africa who would love that half muffin.

Actually, there's probably people closer to home who are starving, too. Could you not package them all up after a week or so and drop them round Monty's gaff?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

i don't think he wants my half-chewed muffin somehow

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

in
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

This sounds so dirty.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

My strikethrough sense is tingling...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

So did mine

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Especially if you've just picked the top off it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)

haha!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Lemon and poppy seed is the best choice
Although I fail to see what teh poppy seeds add. I just like the lemon.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

starbucks do a nice lemon and poppyseed one with lemon icing
you make a good point
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

What's the fucking point of a cake if there's no chocolate in it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

toffee and pecan is a fairly good substitute
i can vouch for this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

8-16 years in Dubai

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Ah, the 'Bartleby Package Deal'.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

CLICKETY CLICK

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)