Me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah, I saw your kid news.
Not THAT kid news, the OTHER kid news. Happy for you!

But mostly I am happy for me.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I'm going to redecorate the flat Xmas-style tomorrow in preparation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)

You should do half of it Christmas and half Easter.
Hold a different holiday in each room. She'd love that. I know it's not Easter yet, but fuck everything, right?
( Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Going on previous form, he should cram in as many holidays as possible to this visit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, I didn't want to actually have to say that.
THANKS TANGLES
( Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)

This is actually a fucking brilliant idea
WELL DONE SIR!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)

That's your weekend plans sorted as well then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Fuck that
I'm painting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I've been helping a mate paint his new place.
I recommend getting really stoned first.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I'll ask the kids

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I'm pleased you've chosen to have an "alternative lifestyle", and are all "indie" now by having "christmas" in "march".
I bet you turn up to house parties with a "uke" and go "HAY GUYS, WHO BOUGHT THE 'UKE ? IM NOT VERY GOOD BUT LISTEN TO ME PERFECTLY RECREATE THE HARLAM SHAKE* ON IT !"

* That's like the modern Gangham Style**
** That's like the modern Cotten-eye-joe ***
*** That's like the modern ago-doo****
**** That's like the modern Motzart 5th in c#.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)

You have it exactly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Do you have the muppet's christmas carol downloaded?
That's my favorite.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I haven't, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

You should get a copy ! Seriously, it's pure smiles.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

That's going to be a new 'thing' I'm going to try and get going. "pure smiles". That sounds like a 'thing' doesn't it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

It sounds like a dentist in Fulham where fat women go.
www.puresmiles.co.uk/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Rare blud, dat site be pure smiles muhn.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)

what you should do
is refuse to give her back. and refuse to give the ex access.

how sweet that boot feels when it slips onto the other foot...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)

YEAH
Kidnapping will sort her RIGHT out.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

i think so
he can just copy and paste everything she ever sent to him as a reply, and then physically attack her for no reason other than trying to give her child a lovely day.

karma.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Pretty sure that is not how the Vedic concept of karma works.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that's just common or garden people-against-people revenge
rather than karma, the judgement of the heavens.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)

And he can send the ex pictures of the daughter holding up that day's newspaper whilst chained to a radiator too !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)