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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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but when my mum was dying, her school (she was the headmistress, not her school from when she was little, that would just be weird) sent along the priest to give her the last rites. you had this gorgeous slim fit healthy happy 54 year old woman who one minute loved her family and her job and her friends and her new grandson... and the next minute was collapsed into a living corpse... and this old man in a dress telling you that it was god's will and it was for the best?
it was hard not to bite his face off (i didn't, i fetched him a cup of tea and a custard cream). i've been quite hostile about religion since then.
( , Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"why do all choir boys have centre partings?"
make parting motion in front of your crotch.
"good boy".
the implication being it's from having their head stroked as they give the suckjob. now don't make me explain my jokes, that's a cuntish thing to do!
( , Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I reckon when we die its like we're dreaming, and sometimes those dreams break through and you can be with the passed person when you dream. On that basis, I'm having an affair with Queen Victoria.
( , Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

if you see someone in a coma like that, it's pretty damning for any kind of spiritual/religious belief. it's literally like a broken machine. horrific.
( , Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
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