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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's get religious.
Are you religious? Do you believe in any kind of god/alien/skyman/etc ? What do you reckon 'bout stuff like that?

Alt: How cool is this article ! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Imaginary_Beings

Alt Alt: Tell me about something that excites you.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:17, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
People that believe in deities are idiots
alt: tl:dr

altalt: yr mum

NEXT
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I have little enough spare time in my life without dedicating any of it to religion
I can't prove that there's a little man inside my Xbox playing the opposition on FIFA or the Covenant on Halo any more than I can god, but it's more fun trying.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I can't remember the quote exactly, but I like this one....
"Technology sufficiently advance enough to someone is as indisguinchable as [magic/religion] is to you."
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)
magic is much cooler than religion
i mean, which would you rather be, a wizard or a priest/rabbi/mullah?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I'd rather be Badmons Dukaz

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)
the nigerian prince of rage

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Pretty sure that's from Thor

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke's_three_laws
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
you're an idiot

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Wow, that's me told
I'll go away and think about what I've done now
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
i was pretty "live and let live" about individuals who want to believe, although i think it's at the root of all political and world evil, that's because it gets abused as an excuse by the evil and powermad
but when my mum was dying, her school (she was the headmistress, not her school from when she was little, that would just be weird) sent along the priest to give her the last rites. you had this gorgeous slim fit healthy happy 54 year old woman who one minute loved her family and her job and her friends and her new grandson... and the next minute was collapsed into a living corpse... and this old man in a dress telling you that it was god's will and it was for the best?

it was hard not to bite his face off (i didn't, i fetched him a cup of tea and a custard cream). i've been quite hostile about religion since then.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)
that sucks harder than that Priest's choir boys

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)
It's not as bad as my tale of woe, below.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
they did all have centre partings

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
i'm not sure why this is relevant

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
don't you know the joke?
"why do all choir boys have centre partings?"

make parting motion in front of your crotch.

"good boy".

the implication being it's from having their head stroked as they give the suckjob. now don't make me explain my jokes, that's a cuntish thing to do!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)
apparently not...

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
that is a shit joke, no offence like

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
feck orf it's a great joke

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)
However, turn that a bit further, and the thought of the condition she's in now, it's not nice to think that's how its ended.
I reckon when we die its like we're dreaming, and sometimes those dreams break through and you can be with the passed person when you dream. On that basis, I'm having an affair with Queen Victoria.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
well
if you see someone in a coma like that, it's pretty damning for any kind of spiritual/religious belief. it's literally like a broken machine. horrific.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I'm not religious myself, but I don't mind if other people are.
Alt: Borges was deadly.
Alt Alt: Dunno, like.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)
How can there be a God,
when I just found the teabag still in the bottom of my cup of tea?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
strong tea = good tea

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
This is correct.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)
who do you think put it there?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)
brownies

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
The little brown bastards.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I prefer it with the bag in, personally.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)
external colostomy bags are so awkward

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I don't see why everyone doesn't get one, having a shit is so inconvenient at times.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Wow, the "brownies" part of that wikipedia page likklebitracistifyouaskme.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
in waht way?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Hah

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I don't believe in anything or anyone
I don't even really believe in you lot, there's no evidence for you, just a load of text on a grey background. I'm increasingly worried I've just been shouting into a grey tube for the last few years.

Alt: .5 megacools

AltAlt: got a friend visiting for the next couple of days, so that'll be quite fun. Drinking ahoy.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I'm increasingly worried about what you do with your rolled up, printed out b3ta tube when you're not shouting at people through it

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Don't believe in any Gods but fairly happy that "out there" will be other civilisations
AltAlt:
Payday
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
It's my pay day today!

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
£800 worth of overtime today
\o/

Shame I've got to shell out £5K really
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
are you some sort of tupperware salesman?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Brian Cant, 1976

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Yes dear.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)
y knot?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I find it utterly fascinating that the need which religion fulfils is so strong that it overrides reason in literally millions upon millions of people.
Many of whom are in other ways intelligent, rational people.

That is some weird shit yo.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
people are idiots

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Depeche Mode'szzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I know nothing of this "depeche mode" soz

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)
you are an idiot
But a loveable idiot xx
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)
are you a god botherer?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)
bums against the wall lads

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Part of the make up of humans.
Hard wired into us, having no faith is either a relativley abnormal state of mind which is a very recent evolutionary change. Or it's a product of our education system.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)
it's hardly biological is it
If you had an island of people where, no religion was ever taught, and extensional questions were answered with scientific reasoning, then no religion would form.

"there is no such thing as a Christian child, only a child with Christian parents"
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)
What?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Every tribal society cut off from the rest of the world for generations has proto religious myths.
Creation myths, after life etc. And yes it's biological, and neurological.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Tribal society. I'm suggesting we section off a group of people with modern scientific knowledge, not a "primitive" tribe

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Yes, well as great as that suggestion is, I don't really see what you're getting at.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
He is saying that religion is a way of explaining the seemingly inexplicable
and if you isolated people with no background bias and taught them science, the need for religion wouldn't appear.

I don't see why that's so hard to understand, it's perfectly logical.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)
THANK YOU
obviously this is not fool proof, but it would vb interesting
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
But he says it in response to my original point
which was, it's hard wired, having no religion is relativley rare and either something that is being dropped through natural selection OR because we have modern education and scientific method to get round our innate need to answer the inanswerable.

His argument seems to be No you're wrong because: "we have modern education and scientific method to get round our innate need to answer the inanswerable YOU SPASTIC"
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)
You seem to be saying that religion is in the nature of man
whereas what I think you mean is that the need for explanations is.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
I was pointing out that it clearly isn't hardwired, no one bilogically inherits a religeous belief
they may inherit it from their parents and surroundings, but they are not born with it. Hence the idea that if you remove all traces of religion then a society could form with out it.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
None ever have though.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Because they need to know the answers
not having access to the real answers, they make up stories. That is how all religions form.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)
There's always more questions

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Can't argue there
but if you're brought up to look for scientific answers, then those are the answers you'll seek.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Of course, but far more have now been answered than at any point in human history
the chances of a Jesus figure occurring in the 21st century are slim to none, for exactly this reason.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)
There's nothing clear about it either way.
It's a hugley contentious thing to research. But there's pretty decent evidence and theories that it is innate and instictual and that it gave a competitive advantage and was thus evolved. religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/religious-belief-is-human-nature-huge-new-study-claims/
www.amazon.com/Faith-Instinct-Religion-Evolved-Endures/dp/B003B3NVZY
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Problem is everyone has been tainted with religious belief i their lifetime, you'd need a control
the island of non-religion mentioned earlier, to truly investigate this argument.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)
But the people on the Island would have to never speak to another human?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)
exactly, they are separated away from the rest of humanity and it's religious pressures and history
this would probably have to be more of a thought experiment than one that could be implemented
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
You're proposing an untestable theory?
How VERY SCIENTIFIC
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
well it could be done, but it'd be a pain
in the same way it was a pain to build the LHC.

I don't have the funds at the moment to run this I'm afraid.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Just kidnap a load of kids from the local primary school.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Ok, I'll try and put it simply for you
I'm suggesting a group of people isolated from all religious knowledge and text, that form a society based on science, where existential issues are answered with facts and theories, not stories. Would not create a religion for it's self.

Religions sprung up to answer fundamental questions about human existence and were manipulated for political gain; we can now answer many of those questions thus there is no need for religion. An isolated group of people with this point of view and without the weight of religious history upon them would most likely not create a new religion as they would have no need for it.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
So what is the scientific explanation for why we are here?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
The incredibly lucky consequence of a incredibly unlikely string of incredible evolutionary coincidences
I don't see how that makes us less special than "some ineffable being wanted some monkeys to worship him".

Rather the opposite, in fact.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Why, not how.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)
"Why" and "how" are not mutually exclusive questions.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)
No, they are usually tied together in religions.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)
They're tied together in my answer above. It answers both "why" and "how"
Which is what I meant by not mutually exclusive.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)
There are as many holes in that explanation as there are in the Garden of Eden story.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I'm lost by this

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Well big question for the christian creation myth "what was there before God?"
Has a direct equivilent of "What was before the big bang"
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)
JOKE











Your head
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:16, Reply)
look you're tolling and that's fine.
but you know as well as we know, that while there may be holes in the scientific explanation for life, the universe etc scientists except the holes exist actively look to fill those holes with new knowledge and understanding.

religion says, "we don't know something therefore it was supernatural" which is igorant and lazy
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)
I'm not trolling.
Obviously I know that, but saying people won't turn to religion because they'll have a foundation in science to answer their questions. When there's a number of questions that either can not, or have not been answered by Science and you think your Island children will not fill in the blanks themselves?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I think they'll be too busy getting fucked on the local hallucinogens.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:16, Reply)
not if you teach them that the blanks may one day be filled
in the same way that people 2000 years ago didn't understand disease (god is displeased), the universe (god made it from papier mache)or even how our bodies work(God does magik in my tummy)then in 2000 years maybe we will know what came before the big bang.

just becasue we don't know something, doesn't mean we never will
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Just because one doesn't exist, doesn't mean it won't exist and that knowledge gap should not be auto-filled by the supernatural
also, i would counter and say, why does there need to be a reason?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
In your original post you referred to 'extensional* questions'
Natural curiosity, that's why.


*I assumed you meant 'existential'
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)
you know what i mean by now...
Just because the question exists, doesn't mean that there is necessarily an answer.

It's a bit nihilistic, but there you go.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)
And entheogenical.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)
that's cheating

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Often, there's also a number of types of epilepsy brain injurys and disorders that cause deeply religious feeling

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)
My deeply religious feelings cause me to inflict serious brain injuries

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Nonsense.
My evidence: the history of the human race
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)
See also: Every society ever.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I believe in God, but i'm not an overly religious nutbag
I dont like talking about it here because someone always calls me an idiot and tries to argue and convince me there is no god, which is funny because I dont try to force my beliefs on them, which they hate yet here they are doing the same to me
ugh
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)
You're an idiot, there is no God.
It is important that you change your worldview to mine immediately.

Edit: fucking hell I need some more sleep.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Militant atheists are just as tedious as any other kind.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
at least they are correct

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
and I never saw one on the high street with a loud hailer
or fucking a choir boy

or supporting the Nazis

or killing people in africa by teling them condoms are bad.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Well the next time I go to church I will make sure I tell everyone we shouldnt do those things
Im glad you people are here to correct my awful behavior
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)
you're alright, al's not here today
and that's about the 3rd time i've mentioned him. it's no fun when he's not here to see it.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
aw why not I <3 al
Can we do an al love up?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
you can try

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I love Al like Monty's mum loves cunt

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)
i love al like a vegetarian loves bacon
like a lesbian loves cock
like an umbrella loves the sunshine
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Er, I fucking love bacon
Most people who give up meat don't do so because they dislike the taste
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1879232
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME!!

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Woah can you please stop stuffing your insane beliefs down my throat?
Jesus christ, fucking fundies. You see this shit?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Hi Theo

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
sup twoey

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Good m'man
Got a new phone and a ukulele in the same day.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I got a new mouse and some judge dredd comics yesterday
we are best at ordering stuff
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)
SWEET
I could do with a new mouse for work. I'm a false economist when it comes to these things...I always buy cheap ones 3 or 4 times a year.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Careful, I learned last week that this place frowns on MOUSE CHAT
There's a narrow list of topics for talk roudn here it seems
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)
how do you break 3 or 4 mouses/mice a year?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)
WITH A KNIFE

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Atheists can be the most aggressively "religious" of the lot
That Dawkins bloke is like the Spanish Inquisition
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
People say this
But I've never had an atheist turn up on my door and try to convert me
Never had an atheist standing in town covered in shouting at me and telling me I'm not going to hell because it doesn't exist
Never been told off by family members for taking Darwin's name in vain

I think rather that Dawkins is a tit, and lots of internet atheists are smug shits, but generally it's the religious who tend to be most 'religious'
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
He's not even that bad, he's just grumpy and stubborn.
If every religious leader was ONLY grumpy and stubborn it wouldn't be too much of a problem.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I do think a lot of atheists take it waaaaay too far and whine about 'oppression' which plainly doesn't exist
And also think that they're superior just because they don't believe, which is utter shite.

But still, it's just annoying. That's all, not like telling AIDS ridden regions of the world to lay off on the condoms.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)
silly Theo, are you not listening?
it's just as bad!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
He's much better on Facebook than the pope though

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Pope's shit on Twitter
Never checks his DMs :(
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)
you are aware of what the Spanish inquisition actually did?
Fairly sure Dawkins has killed and tortured less people.

Edit: Inquisition: 3000, Dawkins: nil.

spastic.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I didn't expect that

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Nowt wrong with soft furnishings
Don't you discriminate against his sofa choices
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
*fetches soft cushions*

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Sorry, agreeing with this lot ^
Being outspoken and opinionated isn't quite the same as thousands of years of oppression and genocide.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)
And, see, you're all lining up to tell me about it

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
mostly calling Local a spaz
you've been perfectly sensible
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)
No we're not
We're just arguing that lecturing about not believing in god is not quite as bad as torturing people in the name of catholicism.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Certainly not as much fun.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Dawkins is doing it because if everyone realised that there is no God
and this is it, and this is the only shot we have. The advancements in science, medicine and space travel would be astronomical. Where as the JW's who knock on my door every fucking week are doing nothing to advance society.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Admittedly by trying to disprove your point we've all acted in a way that sort of verifies your point
BUT FUCK IT
YOU'RE WRONG
I'M GOING TO EAT THIS DESK
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
THE DESK IS A LIE

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Bit confused here
A quick review of the replies here reveals more historical analysis than Monty Python jokes. What in the name of hell are you lot playing at?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)
ROMANES AOUNT DOMUS

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Christ, Monty Python sucks.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)
HERETIC! STONE HIM!

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)
No it doesn't
What's Latin for Roman?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Roman?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Yes it does.
Depends, the culture or an individual?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)
No it doesn't
Sorry, is this a full argument or just the half-hour?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Nope, come from nothing, go back to nothing
The idea of a 'higher being' just doesn't make sense to me. I'm not about to look down my nose at someone that does believe though, anymore than I would appreciate a person of faith doing the same to me.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)
What you lost? Nuffink!
*whistles whilst being crucified*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Eeeeeexactly
The bit inbetween birth and death is the bit we should be more concerned about.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Damn straight
Possibly there is some kind of immense spiritual high to be attained by a lifetime of worship, but drugs are quicker
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I find your lack of faith in me is disturbing

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Look, you're different
If I had the slightest shred of evidence that God was harder than Chuck Norris, I'd go to church tomorrow.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Please say this to the next christian who accosts you in the street on on your doorstep!

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)
So there IS a question that the bible can't answer
Is God harder than Chuck Norris?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)
There are others too
It's fucking useless on the subject of who was the best James Bond
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Bible says No

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)
This deserved more of a response
I'm saddened
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Daniel Craig

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Yeah totes
You should be Pope
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)
nah, I'm not a cunt in real life
I could be an internet Pope
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Clearly you haven't read it
Revelation 24 verse 16

"And lo, there came from amongst the tribes of Celts one who was to set the standard for all who were to follow, and his name was Con-nery."
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Needs MOAR eyebrow

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Technically that just says he was first

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)
*sigh*
Verse 24 onwards

"And the Lord said, mark well this Bond, for all that come after him shall be his inferiors, even the ones with the acting eyebrows. "
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
So the Bible is wrong about benders AND Bond
Disappointing
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Timothy Dalton and I'll batter everyone that laughs at me for it.
*glares*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Difficult to judge Dalton as he never really got a decent crack of the whip
Two films, one of which was shite. Nothing to go on.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)
ALL BOND IS GOOD BOND

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
+AGE

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
38

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

By 'good', do you mean 'formulaic and shit'?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
No
Good
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
WRONG
on the INTERNET
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
BOND FAIL
MODS!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I am not surprised that the need for religion is so prevalent at all.
Man's survival instinct is so strong and the fear of death so pervasive, that I'd be more surprised that some means of fooling yourself into thinking "it's ok, I won't *really* die" didn't exist.

That said, I think it's for people of weak character and the way it's hijacked by people to justify war amongst other things is repugnant.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
stop making me agree with you.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Soz

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Not only do I not believe in God(s)
but I do look down my nose at people that do because they are fucking retarded. How can my aunt with degrees from Cambridge, Oxford and Bristol who is doing her PHd believe in God? She's supposed to be an intelligent woman!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Because she's scared of dying, PJ.
That's all it is. It's rather sad when you look at it from that perspective.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I'd say that she's scared of LIVING!

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)
My friend's dad died of a brain tumour a couple of years ago.
He was totally unafraid and at peace with it because he knew he was going to heaven.
I'm a teensy bit jealous of this lack of fear.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Or perhaps the tumour eat his fear part of the brain

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)
He was pretty confused for the last year of his life.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I think it's nice if a person has a belief that helps them make sense of the universe
but it should be an individual thing. Any group belief is eventually going to end up creating fundamentalists, and they're the main reason that religion is 'fucking shit'.
Them and the corrupt kiddy fiddlers.

AltAlt: I got sent a link to a good job vacancy last night. Someone, somewhere, doesn't think I'm *completely* unemployable.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Agreeing with this^
my bile is reserved for religion, not faith.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)
i have faith in the ground beneath my feet and the air that I breath

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Are you The Hollies?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
+Jessicas

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
*plays with Willa-boobies*

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I don't understand either of these comments.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soham_murders
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Willoughby
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
But it doesn't help them make sense of the universe
it just makes them think they have made sense of it. Hence my main problem with it. It slows down the advancement of mankind
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
But if your own personal rationalisation of the 'reason' or 'purpose' behind our existence (even if that reason is 'random chaos') makes you feel better
where's the harm?
If we only had people concerned with scientific advancement, we'd have no great art.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
The harm is when people spend hundreds of years purposely slowing the progression of man
because God wouldn't approve
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I often wish I did believe y'know?
It'd be nice to have something to blame.
Also, I do wonder how a lot of people deal with having friends/family who don't believe.
I mean, if I believed, truly believed, that if you didn't follow my god and go to my church, you would BURN IN SUFFERING FOR ALL ETERNITY, I'd be a bad person if I didn't spend all my time trying to convert people.
I know the hardline Muslims get a lot of bad press but at least they're honest about their beliefs, not this CofE Tea and Cakes 'oh it's all fine we can be a multi faith society' bullshit. Bring back the hellfire and damnation, that's what I say.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)
There is something to be said for fundamentalists
at least they have courage in their convictions. The CofE and other watered down religions simply undermine themselves as they evolve.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Aye, the CofE is generally lovely now but it's lost its fire, its soul.
I tell a vicar I don't believe and he should be trying to convert me, telling me I'll be damned if I don't. Instead it's all hugs, handshakes and weak smiles.

I think people crave absolutes, they want someone bellowing fire and hell from the pulpit, not 'and remember Thursday night we have Gerry who'll be giving us a talk about his pigeons.'

It's become a WI offshoot these days.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)
yeah, Fuck Gerry the pigeon fingering cunt

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)
He feeds them booze soaked raisins then buggers them
So I hear
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Fancy that

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)
The CofE was made purly so a bloke could fuck more women without going to hell.
There's something to be said about that.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Can you imagine if Henry VIII wanted to change the Church so he could marry a bloke?
The CofE wouldn't be so fucking prissy now, would it?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
yup !

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
I like dthat one.
And the one about all those celebrities making a mockery of marriage.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
It'd also be a lot smaller...

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
But it would have *fabulous* parties

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
and they'd all wear dresses and get blowjobs from choirboys

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Wow. What a strange world that would be.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Louis Armstrong less successfulzzzz

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)
I like soul music - does that count?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Are you a Brother?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Yes - I have two older sisters.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

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