Please say this to the next christian who accosts you in the street on on your doorstep!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

So there IS a question that the bible can't answer
Is God harder than Chuck Norris?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

There are others too
It's fucking useless on the subject of who was the best James Bond
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Bible says No

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

This deserved more of a response
I'm saddened
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Daniel Craig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Yeah totes
You should be Pope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

nah, I'm not a cunt in real life
I could be an internet Pope
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Clearly you haven't read it
Revelation 24 verse 16

"And lo, there came from amongst the tribes of Celts one who was to set the standard for all who were to follow, and his name was Con-nery."
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Needs MOAR eyebrow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Technically that just says he was first

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

*sigh*
Verse 24 onwards

"And the Lord said, mark well this Bond, for all that come after him shall be his inferiors, even the ones with the acting eyebrows. "
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

So the Bible is wrong about benders AND Bond
Disappointing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Timothy Dalton and I'll batter everyone that laughs at me for it.
*glares*
( Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Difficult to judge Dalton as he never really got a decent crack of the whip
Two films, one of which was shite. Nothing to go on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

ALL BOND IS GOOD BOND

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)

+AGE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

38

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

By 'good', do you mean 'formulaic and shit'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

No
Good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

WRONG
on the INTERNET
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

BOND FAIL
MODS!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)