Delia Smith was dead fit back in the day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I dunno,
I prefer my women not to be irritating.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I reckon I prefer them that way, thinking about it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I was unaware that one had a choice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

You don't get to scratch an sythiletic itch without getting the itch in the first place.... ammirite?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I honestly don't know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

+ and to actually know something about food and cooking

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

She knows an awful lot about cooking.
She's not a poncy restraunter, but she taught the basics to millions of people.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I find her recipes never work and are annoyingly written, basic and boring
she can fuck off to the internet, i hope I never see her on telly again
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)

She speaks very highly of you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

This ^

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I respectfully disagree

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I can cook,
I need a lady who will care for me, and hold me close in the cold of night, to stand by my side through the hard times,and laugh with me through all the great moments and occasionally take one up the bottom.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)

The world would be a much better place if all ladies noshed their bloke off at least once a month
and took it up the bum for a birthday treat
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

There are women like that but they are all mad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Of course they're mad...
...they're women.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Yup, Sally from Oxford
I miss you, you crazy crazy ketamine fiend
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I married one.
Still, BEST DIVORCE EVAH!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

woh woh woh woh woh now hold up now.... hook a brother up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

That would be cruel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

To her

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

The thing is, they don't really realise how much hard work it is being a 'nice guy'.
You got to listen to their WAH WAH WAH and then by the time you work out all the time you've spent taking them out shopping for clothes, watching their shitty little films, times that by minimum wage 'cus its all like a job. Then paying for their meals'n'shit.... and they STILL don't put out even though they owe you. THEN you realise that you had might as well have bungged all that to the local hooker and you'd be waay better off. AND, and, you click 'like' on their eSomething cards on facebook all the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

You should just TAKE the sex you want.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Morning Chompy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I prefer to I like to passively aggressivly guilt trip them into it after lowering their self esteem to sufficeintly levels.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

How well does that work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Good plan. I like it.
Wait until they have no self worth and when you shout at them they cry and piss the knickers and stand there shivering in their pissy knickers.

Then BAM, straight up the shitpipe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Oh nonononono, you don't shout at them at all, that requires far too much passion.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)