For fucks sake Battered if your gonna stomp at least ask a question
So this is nuts, yeah, what else is nuts?
metro.co.uk/2013/02/28/people-think-im-nuts-artist-shells-out-for-painted-creations-3521513/

alt: Art, let’s talk art, are you one of them pricks who can stare at tire mark on canvass and spout out loads of bollocks about the depths of feeling and the emotional content, or would you stand there like the little boy from the “Emperors new clothes” and call it for what it is?

Alt:alt: I’m going for a beer after work, how do you celebrate Friday?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:34, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I got in to trouble last time I gave my opinion on art on b3ta
So I will abstain from this thread
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I don't think there's anything wrong with seeing the beauty in something that looks like it was painted by a chimp
As long as you're sincere about it. There are a lot of hip types that will say something's genius, but only because they want to appear 'in the know'. But if something moves you, I think you should say.
So...yeah.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

christ, shut UP will you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)

You are a very rude man, Frank
One of these days Momo will have at you with his little pecker, and THEN where will you be, eh?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

bleeding to death in a puddle of blood and parrot shit
again
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

In a way, that's how my Dad went

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I'm having a young man friend round this evening
He and I will drink, talk, enjoy each others company. I value these moments, I really do.


beer, smoking and videogames. I am a man-child
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

NUTS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6RLuUnRbIM
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

OMG IS THAT YOUR KNEE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

it was, I posted the wrong video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjr-EpEv2aQ

for those who missed my knee earlier
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I'm harder than Titanium right now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Crikey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Momo is the best bird

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

He'll kill you one day
You mark my words
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

He as soon as he finds out where he keeps the Cornflakes
Momo will get him in his sleep
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

You have the sultry tones of a young Bob Holness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)

lick my feet

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Stoopid story not worth commenting on
alt: I did history of art A level so yeah, i like a bit of art. Pretty subjective though.

altalt: on your mum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

alt:alt:Lol

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Yeah it made me laugh

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I can't believe no one has made a "your mum" joke before

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I know, it's like Badmons is always at the cutting edge

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Altalt: Tonight I begin steam-cleaning my flat in readiness for Christmas on Sunday.
Art is gay. Just like you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I'm out with younger people
I tend to find they are nancy drinkers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I'm going for a curry and then to the pictures.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

What you gonna see
I want to get along to see the hobbit before it's too late
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Django. Neither of us have seen it and I like cowboys and that.
I'm surprised it's still on.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I want to see this too, i never get to the cinema :o(
why do you never invite me?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Because office girl would get all offended
if we all went to the pictures and I held hands with you instead of her.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)

hold her hand and my nob

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Badmons, the man who always has a plan

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

It would "technically" be like her wanking me off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

You could have worse evenings.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Yeah, I reckon burgers at Chpmpys on monday is goimng to be well shit
like when you watch come dine with me and one of them is Northern and has tatoos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I hate those come dine with me pricks
you always get some camp douchebag that fancies himself a whacky scampster but everybody visibly loathes him.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)

IT WILL BE AWESOME AND I WILL POST PHOTOS
and then you'll all be like "oh your plates are shit" again
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

He remembers the incident with the popcorn bucket only too well

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Or the follow up with the hot dog bun

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

It's always "Orange Wednesday" with Badmons
and you geta free weiner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Yellow Thursday
You take Stunned with you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

You don't even want to ask about Brown Friday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Kroney and swipe?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)

YOUN ARE
Bless, no chance the wicked witch from the west can pull the rug from under you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Nah. I spoke with the kid and she's super excited.
Mummy wouldn't fucking dare pull it now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I once went to the Tate modern in St Ives, biggest waste of money
The plus side the air conditioning was working
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

tl;dr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I went to the Eden Project once. I thought the domes were a work of art.
What I'm saying here is that art is subjective and if you call a person a cunt because you don't happen to like what they like, then you're a poohead and probably have sex with weasels.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

cunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)

poohead.
weasel-sexer
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I got dragged around the Eden Project last year. Dull.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I really enjoyed it.
All them plants and engineering stuff. Well good.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

A company I was working for supplied the raised access floors for the offices at the Eden project
They liked the fact that the steel used was mostly recycled. They conveniently ignored the fact that the parts were made in Bulgaria and transported by gas-guzzling lorries across Europe.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Fucking loony left environmentalist neo marxist stalinist commie bastards.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

no you didn't

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

He thinks we're fucking stupid Frank.
The stupid French cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Alright you disgusting old tramp?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Eden project gets three thumbs up
Norfolk tourist board
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I'd probably just go to local garden centre and watch die another day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

The missus is doing an OU module on modern art
and has gone to great lengths to exhibit to me why a certain piece of artwork is representative of the creator's critique on capitalism, and not just (as I had previously believed) a massive fucking canvas that they've chucked paint at whilst laughing themselves stupid in the knowledge that those idiots at the Tate will buy ANYTHING.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I will NOT be dragged to
anything that is called an installation.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

We'd best just go to the pub and talk football then mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

*shootswithfingerpistolas*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

*mimics blood splattering from entry wounds*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I'm well into "Yellowism"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Wow you're really covering the bodily functions bases
EDIT: my bad, thought you were Kroney
ANOTHEREDIT: Sorry Kroney
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

What I'm saying is a fancy gooks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Gooks or slopes? They are easily confused.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Are they the same or different to zipheads?

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I donno.
They all look the same to me!!!!lol!!!11
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

You're not invited to the curry anymore.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

WHY DO YOU CARE ASSHOLE?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU SORRY?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Because Kroney may be a scatologically obsessed Frenchman who's repellent to women
but it was out of order of me to call him a bent spastic.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

this has ruined my weekend, I hope your happy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I think you should peg it down the A3 ramming slow cars off the road
just to perk yourself up
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Hopefully I'll take out that wheel shuffler lokesy
"10 to 2, 10 to 2, 10 to 2"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I know I am

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I hope your girlfriend proposes to you in front of everyone in the cinema so you can't say no

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Not my girlfriend.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Your FEE-ON-SAY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

shutupshutupshutupSHUTUPSHUTUP

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

He's going down on one knee, layzungennelmun!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Ugh.
I hate you people
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)

May I be the first to offer my heartfelt congratulations to you both.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Prick

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Le pricque. c'est chic

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I hope you and Mr Hankey will be very happy together

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Badmons can be BEST MON

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

*YOU'RE
*UNDERMINED
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

irregardless of my grammer your still a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

You've unmasked me, sir!
I WAS AL ALL ALONG
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)

"irregardless" eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

pacifically.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)

*grits teeth until they crumble*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

That was my favourite Mitchell and Webb Look sketch.
"Sorry, did you just say 'pacifically'?"
"Yes?"
BLAM
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)

'expresso'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Yep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

That's rather a jaundiced view

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I personally think
that the skill in modern art lies not in the painting, but in the construction of an argument explaining what the intention behind it was, consisting of a sufficient level of bullshit that art critics will lap it up and ignore the fact that your painting is shite.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)

POOHEAD WEASEL-SEXER

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

WEE-WEE TAPIR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)

That's my thoughts exactly
*picture*A room full of tweed wearing wankers and hipster pricks all trying to outdo each other with art babble, a little kid pipes up “YEAH BUT MUM ITS SHIT”
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I would go back to the Tate just to witness this
but for no other reason
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)

There's a video of a bunch of hipsters watch an artist shit herself or something on the internet.
It's very moving.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)

What you are saying, I think, is
BY CUNTS FOR CUNTS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)

CLICK CLICK BOOM

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Big dog is my favourite spazzy robot
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21632849
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Hahahahaa
That’s great it could replace all the TNT delivery truck loaders
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Also this
liberalconspiracy.org/2013/02/28/watch-george-osborne-goes-skipping-no-seriously/
Can tell I'm bored of this thread?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Talk about Omelettes
That normally gets things going
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I CAN'T BELIVE THEY HAVE ALL FUCKED OFF
AND LEFT ME ALONE :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Everyone is hiding from you over on /faq

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Why don't you fuck off over there and join them
you hippy prick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)