What age do you think Fat Day will hit you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

what do you mean?
these were only 110 calories for the pack and i went running at lunchtime
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

+ to Macdonalds

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

That's battered, he needs the calories for his hoor huntin'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Happy Finish Meal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I thought he was in Poland

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)

You know what even by my piss poor standards
that was a shit gag.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

*facepalms*
Just got that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)

WTN i got it AGES ago

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)

You always Finnish first
so Mrs Ape says
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)

You stay about from my misses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)

I stain about your missus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)

We are not angry, We are not sad
Just a bit disappointed in you
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)

OK "Legion"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

You know what I mean.
Not the gross, diabetes, lardy fat that poor people suffer.
That lifetime of being well-fed with rich, fattening foods, ruddy-cheeked, solid rugger-bugger fat that you poshos descend into after giving up the running at lunchtime.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Don't forget the gout
I'm planning this for my 60s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)

My mate already has gout at 40

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Stunned is only 39

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)

did you see the thing about
the bloke having a fucking hand transplant due to gout...

Genuinely surprised me that, I knew it was painful but I didnt realise you might choose to swap out a limb because of it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I did see that, yes
Fucking scary shit. He was a landlord or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)