so a friend of mine has a friend who dated megan fox a few years ago, before she was famous
they dated for a couple of months, and he reports that he got sick of it, and it was actually "just annoying" dating someone so obscenely hot because people just stopped and stared all the time. do we believe this?

what's the most obvious/bitter lie you've ever heard/told?

alt: can/should men wear pink?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:51, 164 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alt: real men wear pink FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)

yes but the question is, is this a good idea?
generally i find that dark men look good in pink; blonds not so much.

gingers look better in a bin bag.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I am a dirty blond and look awesome in pink
In fact I'm pondering some pink trousers for the summer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Perhaps you should ponder deleting your account and zzzzzzzzzz

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)

i really think you should
then you should post pictures on here. definitely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)

pffft, this lot are a sartorial mess
I wouldn't take anyone of them to henley
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)

i've seen kroney in a tux
it wasn't pink though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)

IT'S A DINNER JACKET

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)

what's the difference?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)

tuxedo is what beastly yanks call it
the kind of sartorial scatter bombs that would wear a "tux" during the day to a wedding

*shudders*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)

but i like tuxedo cats
they are cuuuuuuute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)

this is a paraelle argument and not relevant
you devious lawyer type
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)

i know
now that took about 3 hours at £495 per hour, so let's just call it £3,000 plus vat eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)

sweet deal
even if your maths is pretty appalling
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)

only when it's going up
never when it's going down
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

looks like it's you and me swipey
EDIT: third wheel fister is here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)

woohoo
A/S/L?

i horny turkish teenager with webcam
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)

What's A/S/L?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)

age/sex/location
it's how a sex pest begins to groom, i think
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)

oh, I'm a chap, 31, london

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)

this is where i log out in frustrated disgust i think

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

to old, too male and too far away?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Not gay enough, I would suspect

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Still gay, just not gay enough.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)

i don't know, i'm not really a man grooming girls on the internet
this is where my knowledge of the process stops
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Are you sure?
You've already asked him to post pictures of himself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)

yeah but that was for all our pleasure
skinny man with a self-confessed beer gut in skin tight pink trews?

what's not to like?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

who are you talking about?
this is me, getting some kindling:

1.bp.blogspot.com/_siaYPOcE21o/SetfY8OshRI/AAAAAAAAAL0/P-g06AXQwjU/s1600/mr%2Becho
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

If I wanted to see a skinny man with a beer gut
I'd look in a mirror in 2009
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)

all the skinny has gone eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)

The beer gut has gone.
At least Monty remembers meeting me: www.b3ta.com/talk/7616915
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Thnx bbz xxx

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

third wheel fister?
brilliant. this should be your sig, rev...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)

It doesn't seem terribly appealing, I'll be honest.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I own several pink shirts and I look awesome in them.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)

:o(((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

I make pink look good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)

...by dyeing it red

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)

by standing next to it, like the ugly wingman at a bar?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I broke my mouse clikin dis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)

While you are at work, I am on my second beer of the evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)

alone in Poland after flying out for a 45 min meeting from Luton at sparrow's fart this morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Yes, but will be home tomorrow morning with the next two days off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Meh i have friday and monday off, and I don't have to spend them in Kilburn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

WEST HAMPSTEAD
everyone who lives in kilburn tries to claim it's hampstead.

if they admit to kilburn then it's probably barnet or something ghastly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)

Nah. Queens Park. West Hampstead is a dump.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)

is that a park for cottaging in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)

No that's Swiss Cottage. Three stops down the Jubilee line.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

how convinient

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

That's where I'm meeting Darth on Wed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Hi
I only accessorise with pink, and even then, never solid pink. I'm dark haired, great cheekbones, soulful and beseeching eyes but I draw the line at wearing pink shirts.

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)

i've seen a picture of you
you look like a leprous tramp rimming a hooker for pennies.

hope THIS helps xxxxx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Click click click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

i think i chased him off :(
poor dozer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

You fucking wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

I'm wearing a pink shirt today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)

I'm wearing clean pants.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)

You win.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Yes!
* orders another beer to celebrate *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)

oh good it's going to be a battered drunk alomne night on here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

I have to get up at stupid o'clock and I am going to watch Skyfall (again, saw it at the cinema), so I am only available for a limited time only. Buy whilst still in stock.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)

buy low sell high? that sort of thing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

1/10

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Mind you, I don't have to drive to tomorrow, so I could get completely shitfaced, watch Skyfall on my iPad and abuse you on my laptop.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)

I won't be here tonight soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Excellent. Best news I've heard all day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:49, Reply)

+dow licker
Sorry, must have hit enter too early.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Bitch x

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)

tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Alt: I had a pink v neck jumper in 1988
It looked shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Probably clashed with your tie dye hoody, Peruvian lama hat and hemp slippers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)

I have a pink v necked Nicole Farhi jumper which I've never worn.
I also have a dark green and pink hoop striped jumper from Carharrt which I have worn loads.

Work THAT out, internet!!!!!!!!!

PS I have done more work today than I have in the past five added together. AMAZING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:41, Reply)

5 x fuck all = fuck all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:46, Reply)

NAH M8 I DUN LOADZ

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Did you upload any prices?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:48, Reply)

I had to do that job again last Friday - as you'd imagine I was more than a little careful and made no errors.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)

+ that have been discovered. Yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I checked.


Then I checked some more. And then, just to be sure, I checked my checking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Did you ask anyone else to check your checking?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:01, Reply)

you also have a jumper with bulldogs on it
FACT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)

THEY ARE BULLS.
The stupid thing is, I'd have bought it even if it were bulldogs - the simple facts are that dogs don't have horns, and the logo of the company who made it is a BULL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:57, Reply)

you know how much i love you
but they are clearly bullDOGS!

the vote was unanimous x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Ten thousand votes by spastics to one by a normal are still ten thousand votes by spastics.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Morrissettes less successful......

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:02, Reply)

The fact that everyone has ignored the Megan Fox question
means it is, of course bollocks. If you were dating Megan Fox, you wouldn't dump her because men stare.
This would make you a shit man.

Men wearing pink is fine. It depends on the garment and the shade of pink. It's association with being feminine is something we have implied ourselves.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:44, Reply)

In the Victorian era baby boys wore pink, and girls blue.
THANKS, QI.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:48, Reply)

*sounds alarm*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:48, Reply)

and decent red dye was expensive
so a small amount making pink was actually quite a status symbol at one time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Bit like you and jism eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Also, Megan Fox is really not particularly attractive.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:10, Reply)

Well, she may not be hot enough for a lantern jawed, rugged superhero like you
but she'd just about do for me.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

WHAT ABOUT OFFICE GIRL THOUGH?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

Office girl is also hot.
But she'd be dropped like a bag of shit if Megan Fox asked me out.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)

As Flavour Flavour once said "Don't beleive the hype"
I have met a few of that ilk incredible shallow and self centred, office girl sounds Peachey, stick with her*

*No charge for the first couples guidance help
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Oh, she is. Not as good for pub tales, though.
If somebody famous asked you out, you'd just have to say yes.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)

Nahhhhhhh don't do it Kroney
And black tie up, and bounce in on the do, sweep office girl off her feet, I feel you need a happy ending
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)

A pink bunny onesie counts right?
I do own a sort of pink tshirt, but it turns out it was almost exactly my sort of flesh colour sort of pink so I just look like one of those tubbins who have lost so much weight they are left looking like they could be used as a fleshy circus tent
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:21, Reply)

We all love you anyway Gluey

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:24, Reply)

S’allright I’m here
Alt: I could get away with wearing any colour, but I aint wearing pink.

I had a friend of a friend that was a compulsive liar, not matter what you had done, seen or said he always had to go one better with very transparent lies. Why?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:21, Reply)

I'll reply anyway
The cunt that does the same job as me for the southern part of the country was off sick so I inherited all his work today (AGAIN), every time I thought I could post on here a bucket full of e-mails dropped on my lap again.

I just don’t think pink is acceptable really not exceptable, that includes ties, handkerchiefs and anything else pink.

If you want to pick on me for a while I’ll be glad to stick around.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:32, Reply)

I think I may be slightly pissed already.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)

I aint got a problem with that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)

I may well do in the morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

They must do a decent full english there?
Fuck me all the Polacks I know love a full english
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)

I am leaving the hotel at 4.45am. So no breakfast for me tomorrow.
The hotel breakfast is pretty good, if you avoid the fresh radish mixed in the scrambled eggs and the pickles
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)

you're such a prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Fuck off you northern homo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Northern?
That's well insulting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)

yes I agree
you Prick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:51, Reply)

He's a fucking gaylord.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)

you fuck gaylords

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)

He's so Gay he owns a hamster called Grace

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:53, Reply)

He's so gay he only owns a hamster so he can spunk in it's face.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)

He's so gay he lets the hamster spunk in his face

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)

she was already called that when I got her.
If I'd been the one to name her she'd be called Mrs Nibblington.

Now fuck off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

nibbling on your nuts
AMIRITE?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:04, Reply)

NEW THREAD THE BEST EVER THREAD EVAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:00, Reply)