I sorry doze, it's just not. It makes you look sloppy and lazy
Anyway the young sk8trs are all about the skinny these days anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I have massive feet.
So I have to wear baggy jeans in a vain attempt to try to disguise the huge feet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I have size 11 and can wear slim trousers, you need to pick your shoes better
No puffy skate shoes allowed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

what size?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

12

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

how tall are you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

5 foot 8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

er what? How does that work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

how does what work?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

how can you be so short and have such big feet?
Normally these things are proportional
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

This is why I try to disguise them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Isn't this a hobbit thing?
I've not read the geeky bollocks, but aren't they tiny with big feet?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I read The Hobbit when I was a kid.
Maybe some magic was worked or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

nah
i watched the national lottery programme, but i didn't win no fucking million quid.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

no, your dad bought you a flat instead.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

how is that the same thing?
man works hard for 50 years to provide for his children.

girl watches programme which magically comes true.

you're shit at understanding things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I understand perfectly well.
I was saying that you had the extreme good fortune to be given a Kensington flat. It's analogous in some ways to a lottery win.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)

hahahaha
you go and tell my father that. you explain to him that leaving school at 16 and working his nuts off - including nightschool 5 nights a week when his mates were all down the pub - and then working for 40 years in a bank and then continuing to work 5 days a week as a financial advisor even though he's over 70 is "analogous to a lottery win".

i'll bring the popcorn. and the bandages.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)

not for him, for you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)

if you want to see it that way
but it's massively flawed. for a start, if i were a lazyass, he'd never have given me a penny. anyone can buy a lottery ticket, tramp or millionaire.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

like this:
L
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

like what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

when he stands up, he looks like this:
|______
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Keep trying!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

it was fairly apparent
and not a joke that stands up to much analysis anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Ahahahahaha, you're a clown

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

he means a kids' size 12, i think?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

3ft 9
He is essentially a weeble
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Needs more turquoise.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

and pink
but heaven forbid, not SOLID pink.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

He really is a twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

well of course not solid pink.
Except for ties.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

what about cufflinks?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

depends on the shirt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)