something something herds of wildebeest something

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Are you feeling okay?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)

It's over there, between the land and sky. ..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Oh is this the "badlands" meme thing?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

No, Flowery Twats (or Watery Fowls)
was set in Torquay
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

it's fawlty towers you ignoramus
when she is complaining about the devon landscape

Mrs Richards:- "When I pay for a room with a view, I expect to see the sea."
Fawlty: "You CAN see the sea! It's over there, between the land and the sky!"
MR:- "Well, it's just not good enough!"
F:- "Well, may I ask what madam was expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom? Sydney Opera House? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

I thought it was something to do with the lion king

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

what?
oh no...

there is a song in that which says "when i was a young warthog." my friend was convinced it was saying "when i was a young wet whore." then again, she is from essex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

that's from hakuna matada
i hear it every day and baby badmons likes to watch it on my phoine when she's being changed.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

try showing her the jizzard of oz
actually don't. but you might find it funny.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

sounds great
She loves mimicking animal noises at the moment, but got confused this morning. I asked her what sound a bee makes and she said BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Is that your DNA?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

you've got DNA all over your face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

She'll have a chromosome enriched visage in a minute.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

i am sitting next to monty tomorrow

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

keep your hand on your purse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

+ spam
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Don't let him get you thrown out with him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I am having my own table, so I can fit on all the plates of food on that I will be consuming.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Thanks for that "Gregg Wallace"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I thought you hadn't had an epi for ages?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)

they do have vegetarian stuff at this place don't they?
*worries*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

just pick the meat out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885578
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Hopefully not, then you can go home hungry as well as miserable.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Not really bbz. You noes I'd never do that to you.
U r mi speshal laydee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

i am stealing your boyfriend and that's that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Good luck.
He wants my drill.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

+ ing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Textbook.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Who is bringing the rubber floor mats for Stunned tomorrow?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)