I heard they don't even own any property.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

On the same subject.
Do you think Alb*rt M*rshm*ll*w's marathon bore-off about mortgages counts as an online breakdown?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

NO YOUR MATHS IS WRONG IM VERY WEALTHY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

I work for a large IFA firm and know for a fact that he could not have got a second mortgage based on his main residential mortgage being nil pounds.
any adviser trying to get that signed off would be told in no uncertain terms that it was pointless, no providers would do it.

Poor Albert, why does he do it to himself?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Thanks for making an effort to investigate this.
But - the lending criteria were not based solely on my current mortgage. I took the opportunity to apply for a buy-to-let and as my monthly outgoings had reduced by £1,400, they accepted my application based on affordability and the deposit I'd saved.

Also, as it was a buy-to-let product, the rental clearly covered the mortgage repayments.

And that is the last I have to say on the matter.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

No - he's too thick to have any sort of intelligence conflict.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I always enjoy it when someone tries to pass off some Medical Horsehit and either Shambles or TMB joins in.
One of the all-time classics was a bloke who tried to claim that necking under-6 calpol had made him hallucinate. There's less than a gram and a half of paracetamol in a bottle of under-6 calpol.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Also: http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1677267#post1677321
b3ta.com/questions/diysurgery/post1050375
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

And
b3ta.com/questions/massivedrugs/post871804
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Oh wow is that true about Greene King IPA?
I've got a bottle right here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Self cured Peritonitis, eh?
That's pretty sharp.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Breakdown? That was a highpoint for him.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I heard that this is a genuine picture of their home life

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

That's not even in my top ten of TERRIBLE BULLYING pictures.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:57, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:09, Reply)