Thanks.
Me and dairy really don't get on. Makes me all gonzy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:22, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Jewish?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Celibate.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

\o/
Oh, celibate...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

But all the best things are dairy
Cheeses and ice creams and milkshakes and... Cheeses
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I have been known to force down pizza or ice cream
but my guts don't thank me for it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Cheese has virtually no lactose in though
the process of becoming cheese uses it up/converts it. So if someone says "I can't have cheese, I'm lactose-intolerant" you're required to falcon punch them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

INTERNET FACT BOMB

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

www.thekitchn.com/lactose-and-cheese-are-you-rea-91917
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I'm not saying I'm lactose intolerant, though.
I'm saying in my experience, whenever I eat dairy in its many wonderful forms, I suffer for it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)

And that's why you haven't been falcon punched

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)