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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have one of those odd friends that believe everything David Icke says and think the masons run the worldHe is pissed off today because of this image HERE of the queen with a masonic woman! He says, and I quote "these so called people need to be stopped yesterday!" he even went to that 10 hour David Icke thing at Wembley and thought it was great.
I know several Masons and they are generally to drunk to run anything.
Who really runs the world?
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:33,
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You stomping stomper I do have a srs question though.
If the Cornish hate the tourists and second homers so much... Who would employ 90% of you if there were no such industry pls?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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I'll let you in to a little secret but you must swear not tell tell anyoneWe don't really hate the tourists or second homers. The second homers drive up property prices so its harder for the locals to afford a first home as the wages here are below national average. Mind you no one I know in Cornwall works in the tourist industry. those types of jobs go to student oiks in the summer. But a few vocal An Gof twats that don't know what they are talking about hate the English but they don't speak for us all.
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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I don't know who runs the world, Probably on the whole politicians, but put under pressure by some big business and other lobbyists, including unions and the such.
I'm not in to all this cloak and dagger.
Actually, I'm gonna say Bernie Ecclestone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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A reduction sauce rules the world?That seems unlikely.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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Oh, I don't knowIf you've got a really good one...
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:51,
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Cuntswww.youtube.com/watch?v=zbGmAKXJoos
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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Oh yeah, there's some naughty swears in thatSo volume down at work, eh.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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I don't mind telling you, I think jarvis cocker is a dick.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:41,
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I don't mind telling you, I think he's rather good.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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It's nice that we can talk openly like this.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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his music is good, But I listened to his radio show and he was just a bit of a dick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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Again this is something I enjoy.I imagine when we live together in wedded bliss, you will probably take your dogs for a walk while I listen to his radio show and prepare the dinner.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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you know what, that sounds lovely. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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His music isn't good, but he himself is quite funny.That's my assessment. Plus when he curated that Meltdown festival the acts he booked were superb. He even booked Motorhead. That plus the Jackson LOL make me like him. I used to see him around locally, not recently though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU BOYCE. Morning.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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Since when did that stop anyone from giving their opinion on anything?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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oh, and now you weigh in with your 10p,This place is too much sometimes. Let me and tangles figure out our relationship issues alone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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This is just like that Tommy James and the Shondells song.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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There doesn't seem to be any reacharound(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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No one.Take a look at your phone, try to imagine the entire supply line and manufacturing, logistics and r&d that go into making it. That's dozens of companies and thousands of people just to make a phone.
You can't ever run the world, it's just too complicated.
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Isn't that precisely what THEY want you to think?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:41,
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I just looked at my phoneI think I could have made it myself in DT class
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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He mined his own Coltan.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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Yeah and then drilled for oil and refined it into plastic.Then made a vacuume forming machine to make the case.
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Is that the Victorian forming machine?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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Oh man I LOVE 'Battle of the Planets'!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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Copyright infringement!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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i'm in charge of wales(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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I thought you belonged to that chap who owns Cornwall?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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I'VE RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS BOTTLE OF BOOZE AT MY HOUSE ADDRESSED TO MY B3TA NAMEWhich of you lovery loverly people sent it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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*crosses Phil off the list of possible senders*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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Yeh not me, though I was thinking of sending you some more filumz or something(
Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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Mention "Man with the iron fists"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO SEE? 'THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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Brother Lee Love (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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Wu Tang clan sound track Got slated, but I liked it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Sozz not meCheck the postal mark to make sure it wasn't sent from Bristol last last Saturday night
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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Truth be told I bet Stunned posters piss has a higher alcohol content than most premium beers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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I wish I could afford to buy other people booze(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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I might be getting a bunch of overtime in the next few months.8-9am saturday and Sunday, and I'll get 20 hours pay for 2 hours work.
If it all goes well I'll buy some people some booze.
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That's quite a turnaround from thinking you might be redundant.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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Milton Keynes is going to be the national center, so there's still a load of redundancies.Just not here.
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that's an attractive overtime rate(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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Yep, it's so inconvinient to go into work just for an hour so they're paying half days.Plus time and a half for antisocial hours and another top up.
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And the commisioners are paying an extra £20k a month for it, so it's worth it.(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
My dad's a MasonI'm not saying you should watch your step or anything, but STAY ABOUT FROM MY TEMPLE
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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So's mine.And so was his father before him. And apparently my grandmother was in the lady masons.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Lamb chops, chicken tikka, fish tikka, seekh kebabs, dry meat, baby pumpkin, tarka dal, rotis....sorry, my mind was elsewhere. What was the question?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Many normal people like cheese(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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...with cheesePaneer is amazing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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My local Indian takeaway does chilli chicken and paneer tiikkaCow vs Food time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Meh.Vacherin Mont d'Or is amazing. Colston Bassett stilton is amazing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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Cheese is valued for its portability, long life, and high content of fat, protein, calcium, and phosphorus. Cheese is more compact and has a longer shelf life than milk, although how long a cheese will keep may depend on the type of cheese.Cheese is an ancient food whose origin, predating recorded history, is assumed to lie in the practice of transporting milk in bladders made of ruminants' stomachs, with their inherent supply of rennet.
Hope this helps xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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Thanks.Me and dairy really don't get on. Makes me all gonzy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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But all the best things are dairyCheeses and ice creams and milkshakes and... Cheeses
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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I have been known to force down pizza or ice creambut my guts don't thank me for it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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Cheese has virtually no lactose in thoughthe process of becoming cheese uses it up/converts it. So if someone says "I can't have cheese, I'm lactose-intolerant" you're required to falcon punch them.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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www.thekitchn.com/lactose-and-cheese-are-you-rea-91917
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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I'm not saying I'm lactose intolerant, though.I'm saying in my experience, whenever I eat dairy in its many wonderful forms, I suffer for it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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And that's why you haven't been falcon punched(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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Cheese is fucking brilliant.Paneer, however, is very much in the bottom tier of the world of fromage, along with your mild cheddars and your edams and what have you. It's only just above Babybel ffs
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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There is no need for plastic tasteless cheeseCheese should be fucking offensive
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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YesIt's good and it honks but it's not my favourite. You know the bleeding heart? They have a Stilton that is so soft and stinky, they have to scoop it out with a spoon. Fucking NOM.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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Cheese is the food of the gods though, you poor food wrong Feta, goat, Stilton, hardcore cheddar, crumbly Lancashire bomb, stinking bishop...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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Monty's cunt?I don't think Phil getting with Monty's ex is going to solve anything for anyone.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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It could solve any lack of lols(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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We'll be cramming it down our throats in about 9 hours timeFuck that's ages :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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Well pumpkin, tarka dal and roti for you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Fuck that nasty shit If they can do it properly, like a Manchester proper curry house, sizzling fish tikka. If not, a vegetable curry will do.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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I'll sizzle your fish tikka(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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With onions? Sounds like a job for kroney.
Maybe I'll stick to the vegetables in that case...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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Sorry, are you saying here that you want me to sizzle your fish tikka?It looks like you want me to sizzle your fish tikka.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1886935
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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InterestingMaybe some joint venture action will be in order
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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Hello PJ, I came into work today.So far it's been a rollercoaster.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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Well, so far a couple of people from Leicestershire and Cumbriahave stated that their counties have movements to cede from the United Kingdom. They've also announced their hatred of "the English" and posted pictures of mulleted men in dresses all over their cubicles.
Nobody is, as yet, taking them seriously.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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I like the lake districtLeicestershire can fuck off though. The service station in the m1 is the best bit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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Let thy food be thy medicine.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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You probably think the post is about you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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she be up to he wrist in his mancunt in know time(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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I'm in the vet now. These people are nicer than my doctors surgery too. Stupid wankers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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You need to do something about distemper of yours(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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I'm in a bad mood today sporty, and it's my day off. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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This is not goodAs your vet, I prescribe the following:
Walk with dog
Bacon
Pint
Paper
Dangerwank
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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fit a couple of hours in the gym in there, and you're probably spot on. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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So does this mean you'll just be Pig after he cures you??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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the wind in my name has nothing to do with flatulence. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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He who rhymed it, chimed it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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That's a very accommodating vet.How far in are you?
Hope your dogs are okay, though, fr srs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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Up to the elbow please squire(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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*watches all creatures great and small for instructions*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:53,
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just a dental checkup. The littlest one when we rescued her had terrible teeth. 10 removed, so it's just making sure she's ok.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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that's sweet, I think it's importnat to rescue dogs rather than get "new ones"having said that I meta wired haired vizsla who was gorgeous:
phoenixvizsla.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/phoenix-at-1-year-4.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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The one I met was really gentle and sweet as wellI'd love to have a dog
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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:o) I'm sure it loves you thoughWhat kind have you got?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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Mine isn'tHe is also very tall for one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:54,
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Sorry not a fan of spaniels generally and KC's...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:55,
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CHRIST WHY ARE ALL THE WELSH SO FUCKING THICK?All of them. Every single one.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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Seriously. I speak to a lot of people in my job, from all over the country.None of them hold a candle to the mental density of the Welsh.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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old as time but still hilariouswww.youtube.com/watch?v=pkAeNcNJVjA
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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This was my trouble yesterday(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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My heart sinks every time I get one of them on the phone as I know I'm in for an uphill struggle.(
Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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+snuggleIt took me two hours to get two log files from one of our Welsh companions yesterday.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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Every single machine has a shortcut to command prompt on the desktop.It took me ten minutes to get her to open it.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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CMD is probably Welsh for bread(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:48,
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You let users access the command prompt?That's like giving kids matches
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They're not admins, or anything,they can't do too much harm.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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I was like this with the 2 special lines we had in the letting agencyLine 5 for scousers was bad enough (it had to be freephone as scousers wouldn't pay to ring a Manchester number) as you knew it was going to be all, eh eh eh £50 for a 3 bed flat, rip off innit?
But we would fight not to have to answer line 6. STOKE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:48,
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Liverpool and Stoke on Trent are not the northThey are unfortunate accidents
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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The only bits that count are Cheshire and Yorkshire (
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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You expect more from a country that thinks brains is something you drink?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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Hmmm nowWhere did you go to uni again? I've forgotten...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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Yep. Which instilled in me a life-long loathing.The valleys, too. Worst place in the universe.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:48,
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I'd rather see the Colosseum if it's alright with you...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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I was asked a few years ago if I would like to become a mason. Didn't really appeal so politely declined.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:55,
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didn't gonz get caught up in all of that?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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Was it as when you rolled your trouser legs up they mistook you for an 8 year old boy?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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They do have some strange rituals.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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Is there any subcategory of women that you haven't defined as 'well dirty'?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:03,
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BITCH.You'll pay for that comment later.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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Oh, lolI was thinking "didn't really appeal politely declined".
Went a bit Welsh, there.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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I was not in my pj's last nightBut I forgot o tsp you back. Sorry dude.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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I'm way ahead of you. I have already used my suit as a latrine this morning.
Get it nice and pissy for later.
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Are you bringing your own rubber floor mat for later?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:07,
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No, just wouldn't want the restaurant to get blood on the carpet when I stab you to death this evening.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:10,
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I didn't know you did weed too !Do you see what I did there? 'cus you like drugs, and when you take weed you get high, but you're known for taking other drugs. BUT, when you said high chair, everyone was thinking of the chair used by babies that is higher up and confined, because battered is vertically challanged, like a baby, but the SWITCHAROO I turned that around to mean a drug refference.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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SighWhat do you get if you take "so" out of "Mason"?
Now reread battered's post
And lol at my brilliant wit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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the crotchless pvc ones?looks like a red setter trying to escape from a bin bag
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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I am currently officelolling(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:07,
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Not yetWorking from home waiting for auto glass to turn up
So still in pyjamas
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:05,
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I am so hot for you, Rach. Can you rub peanut butter around your mouth and send me a picture?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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It was a bit messy so I cound't really look at the Popular page with that thereI noticed the dog talk earlier how is "buscuit" I've always liked lurchers, good dogs as long as they don't see a rabbit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:13,
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He's rather fab.Lurchers are, indeed, awesome. Brainy as fuck, and just the right amount of cheeky.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:21,
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But enough about the Sugarbabes(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:23,
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I was one of 'em once, it wasn't really for me, bunch of old men playing Zelda. I left on the grounds that it was like £75 a meal that consisted birds eye fish'n'chips every other month, and they were bickering ALLL THE TIME over the most pathetic things to the point of it being dull. And I was younger than everyone by a good 30-40 years.
The only thing I really liked was that there are loads of signs and symbles around london (and esspecially eddingborough) that you wouldn't really notice if you wasn't one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:10,
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I'll have to ask my dad to show me those next time I'm in Edinburgh.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:12,
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Is your dad Dan Brown?If he is can you punch him in the ear for me please?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:16,
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I liked that one where the Pope parachuted out of a helicopter(
Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:17,
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I liked the one where Tom Hanks did that thing.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:21,
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Ok, but don't ask why there hasn't been any dragons since St George.It's a sore point for both the masons _and_ the dragons.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:17,
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Yeah, you don't mind us Londoners giving you 300 posts. But when I buy your village you knock on my door and leave a flaming bag of shit as a welcome gift.
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Thats an ancient Cornish sign of affectionYou ungrateful cunt
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:27,
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And ungrateful cunts are part of the ancient traditions in Cornish marriages.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:29,
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I used your quote chompy and he came back with some thing about level 33 or 32 masonsI have no idea what he is on about
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:24,
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I believe him nowMind you Beyonce is worse, she thinks Girls run the world. HahahahahahahaLOLZ
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:27,
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The highest ones play slap bass-driven jazz funk:Level 42 masons.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:31,
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