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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The coffee thing at the moment seems to happen to me all the time. It's two quid, you know. Go to the fucking cash machine you lazy fuck!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I've had it put in the pub, and eventually will save me time, when I have explained to almost every person who has a contact less card how it works, because they seem to be in capable of reading a letter from their bank.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)
You press it to the thing and lights happen and a receipt comes out.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)
"yes, up to £20 3 times a day"
"oh, how long has that been working"
"well over a year"
"oh, I'm not sure I like it"
"well, don't lose your card and you'll be ok"
"but I always lose my card"
"maybe you shouldn't be allowed a card"
"bit rude that"
"sorry, really busy, do you mind if I serve one of the other people waiting for a drink, it's about 4 deep at the bar now"
"oh, yeah, do I get a receipt"
"I just gave it to you"
"oh, can I have a VAT receiot"
"for a vodka and orange and half a pint of becks"
"yeah"
*kills self*
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)
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