I just made myself a coffee without offering to make anyone else in the team one
BOOYAH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^ office hardmaning right here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Manning gets no harder
Wait, that sounds bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

No wonder Pike look so scared

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Our tea/coffee round went to pieces a while back
Every man/woman for themselves now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Tea rounds fall to pieces when you get the one twat that wants something stupid.
Tea, coffee, milk, sugar. There are no alternatives.
Piss off with your 'can you do me a peppermint tea?'

Not that I've done a tea run for a while, obviously...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

tea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Something something black eyes something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Oh, you cheeky cunt.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

In whole measures as well.
I'm not pissing about with one and a half teaspoons of sugar.
You can have one or two.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)