This is a much better idea
I'd like to add Madonna, as am quite worried that she's going to keep releasing ever-diminishing nonsense forever, whilst becoming ever more mannish.

Conversely I hope Noel Gallagher lives forever (LOL!) because otherwise the radio stations will be awash with the worst music ever made and fuckwits pretending he was good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 8:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Liam, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I don't think even the most deluded Oasis fan thinks he was any good, do they?
The only people mourning that cunt's death will be his army of dealers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I don't know
Oasis fans are pretty deluded.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)

By their very nature
Best idea for a cull EVER, right. Announce that the Gallaghers have carked it, set up a shrine (in the shape of an enormous arse curling one out over the White Album), kill anyone who turns up. The nation's average IQ should rise by 30 points and the Kaiser Chiefs will be out of work overnight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I support this idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I was there when Oasis broke up
I like to think it was my fault
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)

If you can prove this
I'll blow you right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I can't prove nuffink
NO SUCKS FOR THEO
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I know the truth about why they pulled out of V that year
and it did lead to their eventual split.
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Was this truth "We're splitting up"?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Nope, but Liam didn't have laryngitis

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Was it that they are both unproffessional?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)

+shit

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I didn't actually know he'd claimed he had to be honest
I'd long since embarked on a campaign of trying really hard to ignore the cunts. So what was the real reason? Oh, let me guess. Drugs?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Yes but not Liam

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Surely "one of our members is on drugs" is not a good enough reason for Oasis, of all bands, to split up?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

They think he's the fucking messiah, the bunch of cunts
I'll admit, there are a few Oasis songs I like, but the majority of them are utter toss.

Wonderwall? Fuck the fuck off.

Noel seems to be far less of a tosser. Not difficult, mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Yeah that's a bit like saying "I don't have a drug problem... compared to Monty"
Frankly he could be Stephen Fry and I'd still hate his guts. Crimes against humanity.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Darth isn't gay
compared to Julian Clary
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Chompy isn't a rapist... compared to Mike Tyson
OLD SCHOOL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Let do more!
Ummmm Nakers isn't a Spastic compared to Joey Deacon
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)

That one's not accurate though
Battered's not short compared to Gary Coleman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Neither is that one

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

We're shit at this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)

And no-one else joined in

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Everyone on b3ta is a wanker
but not compared to all the people at an Oasis concert

Bringing it full circle. You like that? Smooth.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)