Oh dear god I'm sorry I went out when you said that before and I <3 u 2 a bit but not as much as if you had a vagina that I could use.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:14, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright Gonz.
How is Amaze Dogs coming along, I've not read an update in a while.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)

I saw a t shirt in Urban Outfitters which had the Notorious P.U.G. on it and I thought of Gonz xx
This one:


(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Urban seem to have a lot of pug-based t-shirts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:24, Reply)

They had a cool Public Enemy one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:29, Reply)

If I'm honest, I dumped the project. It's not dead, just dormant. I might do more with it one day.
I came up with a wicked idea while getting a haircut today from some over heard conversation. I donno if its already done or not, and I couldn't hear them properly so I might be barking up the wrong tree.

There are two principles of this idea
- I grab a feed of a dozen or soo bets, more than likely sports ones, and anyone can vote on what they think would win. So it would say "Who do you think would win? Man U or Spurs" with two buttons*. Then lines-close, so to speak, about an hour before the event is decided, and an automatic bet is made. It would be calculated as to how much to bet on how sure the general-populous thinks. At won't display who thought what 'till the very end as to not perswade people one way or the other.
- The exact same thing, but anyone can get in on it. They get their percentage of the winnings, should the bet win.

My thinking is that it would be a social experment rather than a money making scheme, and if it's just me, i'd limit it so it would never bet more than I can accord to lose.

* or maybe a slider to see how curtain they are, and then do some maths, to see what I bet on.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)

I got another idea too, which is basicly to turn a mobile phone into a rumble-pack ala the N64, for movies/telly.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Sounds like the sort of thing that would work as a social experiment
Rather than something I'd want to put money on.

The reality is, the prices set by the bookies are designed to offer value to the punter and to entice them in to having a punt, but with odds that mean the bookie always win.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Yup, totally agree.
There was something similar done here: www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2120416/Twitter-predicts-stock-prices-accurately-investment-tactic-say-scientists.html

I think the only difference, on a social level, is that my idea needs a concous decision.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:01, Reply)

I'm sure I've got a spare vagina somewhere. I'll go and have a look in the drawers with the "unused but may come in handy" label."

I may be some time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:22, Reply)

It really doesn't surprise me that you have a drawer of vaginas.
Alright Ed Gein?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:23, Reply)

I and aye is fine, min. You?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Not bad. This and that, bit nae muckle much, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Nivver inuff muff.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:27, Reply)

Aye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Just googled that.

You've got to dig it it to dig it.

Y' dig?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Ed Gein. Serial killer, Wisconsin, the Fifties.
When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things: one part of me wants to take her home, be real nice and treat her right; the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Mr Gove, is that you? I've kept a satsuma just for you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)

I have no idea how to replie to this except to ask if you're on facebook.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:51, Reply)

Creepy. Retard.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)