Best: 'my dog' bought me a mothers' day card and a gift voucher.
Worst: it's over and I have to do some work today. Sad times.
Alt: we've got a nice young man coming to see us on Saturday to bring us a free HD box.
Bit early to start drinking, isn't it?
Yes, but I have to line up a few of them to see all of me.
I know. I disgust me, too. That's why I cut myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:47, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

how did your dog manage to buy you a card and a gift voucher?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I'm assuming he had some kind of help.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Like a guide dog?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Probably.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

kind of cheapens it somewhat.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Don't care.
Gift voucher.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I have £10 to spend in Waterstones
What should I buy?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I'm going to go out on a limb
and suggest 'a book'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Arsenic

( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Recipe book.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

A £10 gift voucher.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Or two £5 gift vouchers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

ask for a refund and buy something better than a book.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

A Game of Thrones if you haven't already

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

The book?
Not a bad idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

It's never too early to start drinking
No spirits before 12 though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Oh, come on.
Go hard or go home.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I never start on spirits
That's just plain silly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Start on gin. Finish on gin. Them's the rules Sporters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

You're destined to die childless and alone.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

That's the plan.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I think she'a actually planned this, AB.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

But hang on AB, from the looks of the above she's already give birth.
To a DOG. It's like a kind of reverse Omen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Hey.
If you feed it and pick up its shit, you're entitled to call yourself its parent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

If you say so.
I say it's creepy and freakish, myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

*shrugs*
Whatevs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Her Mother does suck cocks in hell, it's true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

So the graffiti is true after all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Jesus.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)