Have they fuck
50 minutes waiting for some cunt to answer the phone.
120 quid to change my cover to fucking Home Start.
Hour and five minute wait for a very nice man to turn up - he's got 15 minutes left.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone want to buy a car?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

there's a hairdresser called "tangles" on the earls court road
my cab went past it this morning. i thought of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Does it run on yak shit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

obviously not
didn't you read his post?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

HE MIGHT HAVE RUN OUT OF YAK SHIT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Nah
Always got plenty of that in the yurt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I dunno.
Do I look like a fucking mechanic?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

You look like a tramp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

does it run on vegetable oil?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Does it run on Andrew Marr's facial muscles?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

haha, that's a marr-sterstroke of engineering

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

*golf clap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I'd ask what's wrong with it, but it'll be a Beetle, or a camper, or an ancient Merc converted to run on chip fat
so the answer will be "too many things to list, only some of them mechanical".
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)