morning

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:09, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Put a bit more effort in on offtopic please.
This isn't /talk, you have to put an alt: and maybe a bbc news link.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Or a giant picture

( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Something like this:
Lunch?
Alt: you're gay
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I see EA are grovelling
After you exposed them yesterday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Yeah, they've been grovelling for a few days or so.
hasn't made the game work though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

you don't make the rules

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

But I do enforce them.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)

what rules are there to enforce?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)

If you have to ask.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)

so, there are no rules?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Oh there are rules.
1. NO WHISKY CHAT
2. NO COMPUTER CHAT
3. you get the idea
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)

is rule 4. to be nice to each other or some gay shit like that?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

It's 'always rub winkles together with other male posters'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

SECRET MOD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)

yes?


SHIT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Nah, just having a shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Your gay lunch

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I wish I could speak Welsh :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I can't speak Welsh, but I can mostly understand it.
It's a bit like in Star Wars where Chewie growls at Han and Han responds in English and they both understand each other despite not speaking each others' languages and also being in a galaxy far far away and a long long time ago so how did they even get English over there, anyway?

Anyway, I'm not Chewie, you cheeky bastard. I'm Han.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I heard your choice of knitwear makes you look like Chewie

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Yeah, 'Chewie Deacon'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:28, Reply)

he he
First click of the day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

My choice of knitwear makes me look like
a fashionable gad-about-town
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

The leader of the pack (of llamas)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Gadd about town MORE LIKE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I think TTJ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)

nuh-uh
I never joke about knitwear.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Easy there Casy Kasem

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Raggy??
Rah-geee
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I forgot he did the voice to Shaggy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Credit where it isn't due here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
You were all simply jealous.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

my hovercraft is full of eels
mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn llyswennod
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

How would you say "My nipples explode with delight"?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

i don't speak welsh y'know, i just know a little bit of it, enough to pass a gcse
it's probably this: fy tethau ffrwydro gyda llawenydd
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)

You had to do it for your GCSE's? That's interesting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I live in England and did English.
Is that interesting?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

No, not at all

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Today must be
"Coincidence Day^TM"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I THOUGHT THAT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

NO COINCIDENCE CHAT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I was going to say that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1894638
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

what a coincidence

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

He he

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

yeah, well, everyone had to do welsh
but for some reason, the gcse was optional, i did it 'cause i thought i could pass it. i think it's mandatory now.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

How widely spoken is it these days?
I think it's great that it's still being taught.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

in west wales and north wales, almost everyone speaks welsh
the most populated areas like cardiff and swansea don't have many welsh speakers though. although, the posh bits tend to have a lot of welsh speakers, such as pontcanna in cardiff
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Mourning?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Can we do a morning report like what talk used to do back in the day?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

examples please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I can't remember
I think they gave the first part of their postcode, details of the weather, breakfast maybe? possibly what their first shit of the day look like? I don't know.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:28, Reply)

this is an example
b3ta.com/talk/3894423
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

No doubt you'd prefer it if we did this in the style of a West End Show.
You're such a complete Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

NE26
Fucking cold but sunny. Nice flat sea
Two muffins and a cup of coffee

*jazzhands*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I AM YET TO POO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Calm down Tigger

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

W5
Cold with a freezing "euro wind"
Bowl of cheerios and a black coffee
No shitting as yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

GU1
An arctic wind blasting clean from the bowels of the Pole. Clawing at my rugged, manly face as though to tear the flesh clean from my bones.

Luckily I had tea and toast and now I'm in a nice, warm office.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I think GU1 could be the bentest postcode in the country

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I can tell you which is the shittest postcode in the country.
SL1
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

WHY?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Central Slough.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

ahhhhhh!
*understands*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

GA1
more like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

N12
Tropical hot sunshine with howling Mistral, and 6 foot of snow.

Two toasts with houmous.

A 'challenging' blood-flecked stool the diameter of a coke can and the length of three football pitches
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

houmous for breakfast?
Are you some kind of deviant?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

The best of all the devinats.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

and you would know, pyjama-man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Nom nom nom.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Yup

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

alright

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

SHAMBO IN DA HOUSE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Morning "Brian Blessed"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

hey sports.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Good morning sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

EC3
No snow. Biting wind.

Sausage sarnie, coffee.

4 litres of hot black diarrhea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Guinness night last night?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Surprisingly, no.
It might be blood.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

"Well Mr Stunned,
"You appear to have shat out your liver. Although 'fled screaming' might be a more accurate term"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

also EC
also no snow but a fucking horrific freezing wind that nearly took the face off me between my taxi and the office door

belvita yoghurt crunch breakfast biscuits and fresh orange.

mind your own fucking business. girls fart perfume and shit petunias, to quote stephen king.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

No, it's shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Have they got the car running yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Have they fuck
50 minutes waiting for some cunt to answer the phone.
120 quid to change my cover to fucking Home Start.
Hour and five minute wait for a very nice man to turn up - he's got 15 minutes left.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Anyone want to buy a car?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

there's a hairdresser called "tangles" on the earls court road
my cab went past it this morning. i thought of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Does it run on yak shit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

obviously not
didn't you read his post?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

HE MIGHT HAVE RUN OUT OF YAK SHIT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Nah
Always got plenty of that in the yurt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I dunno.
Do I look like a fucking mechanic?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

You look like a tramp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

does it run on vegetable oil?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Does it run on Andrew Marr's facial muscles?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

haha, that's a marr-sterstroke of engineering

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

*golf clap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I'd ask what's wrong with it, but it'll be a Beetle, or a camper, or an ancient Merc converted to run on chip fat
so the answer will be "too many things to list, only some of them mechanical".
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

just posting to take this up to 100 replies here

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)