So one year my dad receives a steam iron from his parents
He puts it in a cupboard and forgets about it. The next time they came down from Lincoln to Pastyland they asked why he had never thanked them for the gift. "Oh yeh" he says "Thanks for the steam iron". "You never even opened it did you?" they laughed. My dad went to the cupboard found it at the back somewhere and opened the box to find a rather fancy bottle of single maNO WHISKEY CHAT!
( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Urban myth.
Like the bloke that got a season ticket off his wife at christmas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Doesn't matter what you think fuckface, I was there

( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Hahaha. 'Course you were.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1895100
( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah, yeah sweetie.
And you've got Narnia in that closet you just came out of.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

closet shed
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Yeh well I'll go get my dad to confirm it! Then you'll be sorry
Now what happened to him? I haven't heard from him in a while
( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

He's probably eating Turkish Delight
with the White Witch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Also
When did I admit to being a bummer?
( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

When did

Just NOW
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)

BRILLIANT!

( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

*doffs hat*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

New meme?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I'm sure there is still plenty of life left
in the oven glove fucker/kicked out by his wife/lives in his shed memes and that starting a "you're gay" meme will probably lack the lolzors of the others
( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Where did all the glove fucking go?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Wife got the glove.
I can't afford the cost of a court battle without withdrawing maintenance payments and I want the glove to be looked after.
( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha.
Won't someone think of the sex gloves!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

right up his arse.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I have a bottle of single ma

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I had your single ma on Sunday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I have several.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

10 year old single ma
BROKEN BRITAIN!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Aye laddie

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

My mother's pal (my godmother) knows my mum hates nuts (LOL) and loves gardening (LOLOLOL)
and one year my mother got a box of Just Brazils off her: gutted, she passed them on to someone else.

Who called to say thank you for the rare plant bulbs that were in the box. Unlucky mum you lesbian BITCH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

LADYDADLOLS

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

RIP Quentin.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Where the fuck is Quentin?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

He's stuck on the gyratory in Reading

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

He was the jumper from the Dartford Bridge on Sunday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

DON'T MENTION KNITWEAR

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)