Let me just put this out there.
Women are actually as incapable of multi-tasking as anyone else.

I see this all the time. For example, my GF will be trying to relate some story or other whilst, for example, cooking. The story will come out in vague dribs and drabs before I have to tell her to step away from the cooker or oven or whatever and let me do it while she gets on with the bloody story. This happens all the time.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:51, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You've got this wrong mate
You're taking over what is, fundamentally, a woman's job whilst encouraging her to keep talking. The correct response in this situation is "shut up and cook my dinner bitch"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Followed by a lightning quick kick in the cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

This is almost exactly how Darth treats his girlfriend.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Probably doing jazz hands at the same time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

MULTITASKING
*wins the internet*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I see your point mate
But watching her coming out....with.....the story...........like....this does my head in.

I just take over the cooking long enough to start to make an arse of it and she then suddenly manages to reach the conclusion of the story in double-quick time and get me out of the bloody way before I've completely ruined everything.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I can understand your frustration there
Women have no idea of the level of restraint it takes not to scream "AND?!" at any point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

GET ON WITH IT!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

IS THIS STORY FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE???

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Your first mistake is actually listening to what a woman says.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I didn't say I was listening to her. Merely giving the impression that I was listening to her.
If you want to stay shacked up with your bird, this is a skill that you will acquire quite quickly.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

He's right Chompy
Your raw sexual magnetism and quickfire access to entrancing BBC News links will only see you so far.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

oof!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

It's alright we just talk about high end gaming and homebrew all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

You forgot that he is both charming and witty

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

so basically you're an impatient fuckwit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Only an impatient fuckwit would have reached that conclusion.
This might explain why your love life is a shambles Swipey. Soz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

you should be listening to her patiently with every word
since she is patently so much more superior to you, a mere man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Generally I do, but if she can't be arsed to concentrate on telling the story, why should I concentrate on listening to it?
I may be just a mere man, but if I'm not mistaken you had your knick-knacks in a fizz over one such specimen who was clearly a massive bumsexualist who was stringing you along.

This does not show your gender in a good light.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

you are mistaken
it's complex but one complex relationship does not possibly affect my entire gender.

only a man could make such a sweeping remark.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

How can I be mistaken? You detailed every sordid failing on this very forum.
And additionally jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1895558
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

that link was blocked for nudity
wtf?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Blocked by whom?
It was a link to your earlier post that generalised about 'mere men'. Do keep up.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)