For the fatties.
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185g unsalted butter
185g best dark chocolate
85g plain flour
40g cocoa powder
3 large eggs
275g golden caster sugar
6 Cadbury’s Crème eggs cut in half.

Preheat the oven to 160C and grease a 20 cm square baking tin.
Melt the butter and dark chocolate together either in the microwave or in a bowl over boiling water.
Break 3 large eggs into a large bowl and tip in 275g golden caster sugar. With an electric mixer on maximum speed, whisk the eggs and sugar until they look thick and creamy, like a milk shake. This can take 3-8 minutes. You will know it's ready when the mixture becomes really pale and about double its original volume.
Pour the cooled chocolate mixture over the eggy mousse, and then gently fold together.
Hold a sieve over the bowl of eggy chocolate mixture and sift the cocoa and flour mixture, shaking the sieve from side to side, to cover the top evenly. Gently fold in to the mixture.
Pour into the baking tin and cook for 15 minutes then take out of the over and gently press the cadburys crème egg halves into the mix, spacing them apart evenly. Put back in the over for another 5-10 minutes.
Leave to cool before removing from tin and cutting into squares.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:40, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That doesn't look remotely appealing.
In other news, I bought the wifes easter eggs really early this year so there is no chance of me fucking up and forgetting.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I might make her this for easter.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

It looks fucking horrible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

I don't agree.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)

don't
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)

You think Milton Keynes is a great place to live
your opinion has little value here.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Then you're a fucking moron.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)

It's brownies, with melted chocolate and pure sugar in the middle.
What's wrong with that?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Have you seen the picture?
It looks like a chicken has burst mid bumming
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)

No, they look totally different.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I'm trying to think of a better description than this and I can't.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Brownies are just shit cakes invented by americans because they're shit at baking.
This recipe has done the impossible and made them even shitter. You probably have lucky fucking charms for breakfast, you fucking infant.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I have marmite on brown bread.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)

They ARE magically delicious.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)

That looks like somebody took a shit in your mum.
Sorry. I mean you look like somebody took a shit in your mum.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)

your words hurt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

The truth does that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)

That sounded fine until it was ruined by the creme eggs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)

MMmmmmmm abortion

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Can you batter and deep fry it then serve it with a buttersktoch dip?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)

McGonz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)

You can do whatever you like!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Gonz, speaking as a diabetic, you need to wind that shit in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Gonz isn't diabetic though.


Yet.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)

That was my point.
Diabetes and his diegestive issues would not good bed fellows make.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)

UNLIKE ME AND KEN BARLOW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Senor Drueeed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)

SEEEEENOR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1894521
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)

*looks at watch*
Aaaaaanny seconnnnnd...........NOW
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Calm down Skooly D

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I have seen Schoolly D live twice.
The first time, he did 'Saturday Night'.


Three times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I used to love the artwork on his first album
very shit yet great at the time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)

'PSK' is one of my favourite hip hop records of all time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Ha!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)

I've seen him 4 times.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Course you have, 'Johnny Fiveskin'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Last time was in Elevenarife.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I thought it might have been.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I'm only exaggerating for comic effect.
Steriods fucked up my pancreas last year, there was a fuck-up and I was on the heighest dose for 6 weeks instead of 1.

Oh well, at least I got some lovely pens, a cool little machine and I don't have to pay for my prescriptions anymore.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Medical exemption certificates RULE.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Plus it's a total cure for needlephobia, those things don't even count in my books.
Can't even feel them as long as you change them every few days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)