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no, it's because I haven't touched alcohol in nearly 9 years
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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Why is that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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I had a choice, drink myself to death or stop entirely
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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Blimey
I was hoping scarpe might be "in" on this thread. Please tell the group more
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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binge drinker all my life, realised it had got out of hand, stopped
that's all folks
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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Fair enough
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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although I did jump out of a moving taxi and land in a puddle of mud on a building site before I made the decision to maybe curtail my drinking a little
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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oh yeah, and the waking up in an ambulance with alcoholic poisoning, that was a major contributory factor
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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once you've had a paramedic sit on your chest to stop you convulsing and ripped all the muscles in your back, you start to wonder if vodka and red bull is really the drink for you
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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Lightweight
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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he did say if they'd have got there 10 minutes later I'd have been dead
not like I didn't put the effort in
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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Do you think if there was minimum pricing in it would have effected your drinking?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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affected
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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no, because I could afford it
and hardened alcoholics will go without food to have a drink
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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My brother is halfway to doing just that
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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well he won't stop unless he wants to
problem with booze it's it's socially acceptable, cheap and in the short term, quite effective in anaesthatising depression
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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that's three problems
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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shut up Frank
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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He really, really doesn't want to and would have such a hole in his life if he did it might actually be worse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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alcoholics are the most selfish addicts
they see it wrecking their lives and the lives of their families and they just get wankered again until the problem goes away
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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But the problem DOES go away, right?
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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You have to drink an awful lot before it does.
But yeah, I'm sure it will eventually.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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Phew, well that's a relief
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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it's like that thing where you're in a car travelling at the speed of light and you switch the headlights on
probably
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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Yes, I imagine it's exactly like that
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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prick
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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Oh Frank
What are a couple of lads-about-town like us doing in a place like this, eh?
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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dunno, I thought it was a fat chick dating site, glad I didn't pay for full membership tbh
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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You're thinking of Sickidates
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Meet like-minded people for dates
From the people that brought you the horrifically racist and generally unfunny site, Sickipediaβ’
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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sickipedia is just an embarrassing puddle of tramp wank
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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bored now, going Outside, imagine that
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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Well imagine looking for romance in such a place
That thought is nothing short of harrowing
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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Man you are like well gay?
Everyone knows drinking 'til you're sick and act like a helmet is COOL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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I once got a crab so drunk it walked forwards
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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someone gave me a bottle of wine a couple of weeks ago
it was a thank you present so I accepted it to avoid looking like an ungrateful cunt
then I poured it down the sink
the desire to get drunk is still there, I just have the willpower not to
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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Couldn't you have used it for cooking ?
Like on a bowl of frosties.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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I won't lie, it smelt like God had cried into the bottle
but it had to go down the drain, for the sake of my sanity
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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*weeps*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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Have you ever fallen off or did you just stop and have never gone back?
Feel free to tell me it's none of my business but I have a vested interest in learning about this shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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I stopped dead
and I've resisted temptation so far
if you want to chat in depth about stuff then GAZ me
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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