Lawrence from Felt/Denim/Gokart Mozart apparently wouldn't let anyone use his toilet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Cool story bro.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)

oh man
Tony Wright from horrendously shit 90s pop rockers Terrorvision is shit at pool and shorter than me.

Anyone else got any fascinating facts or anecdotes about forgotten 'musicians'?


Monty?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I once drank tequila with him, fact fans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I had a pint with him before a Laika Dog gig.
My mate Pete is good friends with him, so we went on the GL.

Unsurprisingly, his band was shit, just like Terrorvision were.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)

He was one of the regular guests on early series Buzzcocks
I always thought he seemed alright.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Same here, seems a reasonable chap

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Bit 'northern', but you can't have everything.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Surely he's a bit 'southern' to you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Bit, yeah.
Saying that, you've never heard me speak, have you? I'm often mistaken for a southern twat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Are you a not-very-Scottish Scotch then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

No, I am.
I just didn't grow up in Scotland, on account of my dad being one of those soldiery types.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Ah yeah, I knew that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Stalker.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1890886
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)

so am I :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I think, in your case,
the 'southern' part is incidental.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Nah, you sound like Ronnie Corbett
Look a bit like him too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

It's the golfa look, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

he's a nice guy.
And tiny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Like you and Battered.
But nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Ben Adams from poor man's Boyzone, A1
is extremely popular in Norway and recently won their version of Dancing on Ice.

He is also a prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

this is internet gold on so many levels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

all true, he's a mate of a mate of mine, they grew up together

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

LTJ Bukem turned up at an after-club party at my friend's flat.
He cheesily sex pested her.

Don't blame him though, she's fit as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Who the fuck is that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

drum & bass DJ
Known for the Progression Sessions mixes, Good Looking records and impeccable mixing skills.

Nakers knows who I mean.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)

*fives*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Drum and Bass legend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Logical Progression fives

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

leg bell

'intelligent drum'n'bass' my fucking ringpiece
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Jumping Jack Frost and Bryan Gee left death threats on my pal Hamish's answerphone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I've done coke with Nicky Blackmarket

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)

+c e
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Bryan

Dustin
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Ian Brown left a death threat on my pal Neil's answerphone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

*gets the F.E.A.R.*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

'fookin amateurs'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Hey! I'm not forgotten!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Thanks "The Chi-Lites"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

or Leftfield

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Amazulu?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Oh really? I'm a Glaswegian

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

*Michael Caines*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

zulu deus. Amadeus. Amadeus. Amadeus. Amadeus. Amadeus. Oh rock me Amadeus.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

+eus you mong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I like how you spelled that right the first time
then went on to spell it wrong a further six times.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)

i also enjoyed this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)

EDITED. Just to shut up you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

tanhsk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Yeah, that'll totally work.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Worth a try.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Not on this board son

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Oi.
I never said a word about this morning's board twattery, did I?

No. So be nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

What twattery?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I am nice!
I didn't post any threads did I?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Me neither!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Nor me!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

In that case,
I will continue to let you send me free stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

OK then
Has it turned up?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Not yet.
But our postman gets up later than I do. Don't usually see the post till after lunch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)

About that
Shouldn't you be out there cleaning that lot up?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM THOSE THREADS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Why?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Dunno
It's not really clear what your duties are.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Respect (ama)dues

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)

How's Nigella? Caught up with her on the phone recently?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)

PS Amadues.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)

rofldues

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1898463
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I choose to read this as Gok Wan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)