i once did a viewing as an estate agent where the tenant was clearly having a shit when we turned up
he appeared at the top of the stairs to see me and about 10 people ready to look round. there was nothing he could do. as the first one headed into the bathroom, he went to say something, held his hand up, then just sank back onto the sofa.

it smelled like 10 rotting squirrel corpses had been decomposing up his arse. he must have been mortified. imagine having 11 strangers coming into your bathroom straight after that...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

your estate agents are kinky
bathroom mouth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

this post is most unlike you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Your Move - Bukkake Edition

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Ejaculate to the Country

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)

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been trying to think of one for that
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I thought it was a bit weak TBH

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I have to admit it tickled me somewhat typing it in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

A wank in the sun

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Soz to be the bearer guys but this is shit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Sorry everyone
I'm going to DMA and possible KM.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)