You won't believe me when I tell you this which is a crying shame, hot on the heels of Nigellagate:
I have just got off the phone from Geoffrey 'Pif Paf Pof', 'the Great Suprendo' himself, Durham. I KNOW!!!!!!!!

Brilliantly he's coming here in person on Monday afternoon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:18, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Please get his autograph for me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I wonder if he could get me Jimmy Hill's?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I used to do business with him years ago when he was still married to Victoria Wood.
During what was for both of them 'the denial years'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I reckon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

who's that then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

i googled him, looks like a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Nah, Monty is alright really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Isn't he married to Victoria Wood?
You'd know I'm sure, you were probably at the wedding.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

He actually married them
Which was nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

C-H-U-T-N-E-Y

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I hope he asked him if he hits her on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly
That was LOL when she said that
Did you hear her say that
That was LOL
Haha
Imagine that
LOL
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

LOL is right!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

see above

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Is he coming to fight you?
Ask him what it's like to finger Victoria's Wood.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Last appropriately named 'comedienne' of all time.
Victoria 'wouldn't if you paid me' MORE LIKE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Can you ask him something for me?

( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Pink or brown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

How bent and spasticy is Nakers?

( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

i hope you die in a shed fire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

officelols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

JOKES ON HIM!
Its not here yet!
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Sure!
In fact, everyone - post your questions for 'Supe' (as I like to call him) here:
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

What accent was he trying to put on?
Why did he steal Timmy Mallett's glasses?
Does Victoria like a finger up the bum during oral?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

When did Victoria start masturbating and have you ever caught her?

( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

was this a question at last nights session?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Have you wanked off :
a) Victoria Wood
b) to Victoria Wood
c) both
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Yes
I have already told you lot twice
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

How big a cunt is Al?
Ask him to be very careful not to accidentally stand on Battered.
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Ask him right,
If you are such a good magician why can't you magic your relationship back together!
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

You hob-nob with the great and good of this land, for sure..
Do you think the celebs that come and visit you, are quaking with excitment too?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

+c

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

haha.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

he is totally a friend of saville

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Now or then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Never heard of him.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

80's TV "star"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Transvestite is about right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

do a google you'll recognise him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)