Comic Relief Day
Tell us all of your hilarious fundraising efforts of years past. I assume everyone is currently wearing an overabundance of red or dressed as Wonder Woman or some shit.

Alt: Nakers is a cunt. I've decided.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:53, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We appear to have cheese scones and coffee
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Maroon. Because I'm a sexy rebellious bad-boy.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

We made cardboard guitars and danced around on stage while a guy who looked like a fat Jarvis Cocker sang along to Pulp songs
We called ourselves 'Plump'
It was alright
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

This wins

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

This is good.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I'm mostly wearing blue and am not dressed as anyone.
except myself.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I love Fogesy. He's excellent.
Unlike this 'Comic Relief' thread. Come back Wilf all is forgiven.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Whilst I'm not going to, the crapiness of this thread makes me want to start another thread rush.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

You already tried that with me, but I wasn’t biting

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Nope, it was just that your thread was, 'fucking shit'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

In your opinion

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I fear he might not have been entirely alone in that opinion.
Just sayin*


*Just sayin it was fucking atrocious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

:(
You did actually read my questions

What are you looking forward to this year?

How could that be atrocious
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I started a new thread, this one's terrible

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

*pops collar*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I'm having a coffee, but I'm crying about african children while I drink it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

crying salty white tears from your japs eye, more like.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

What I thought it was
“World Consumer Rights Day – March 15”

I was even going to buy something to celebrate it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

To do that properly you'd then need to take it back and demand a refund.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Take your red nose back and complain loudly to the manager about its quality
Make a sarky remark about how you bet they're made by children in sweatshops.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

It's my real nose :(
you heartless bastard
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Wait is today Comic Relief day?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I texted "help" to 70005.
Donates a fiver via the Radio 1 compaign. Assuages my middle-class guilt, some kid in Somalia gets a magic blanket that stops him getting AIDS or sutin and I don't have to be whacky. Everyone's a winner.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Except you
You're a fiver down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

My middle class guilt has been assuaged and I didn't have to be whacky.
LEARN TO READ
( Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

You could just try not having guilt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Being a homosexual, you wouldn't understand what it's like
not being in a persecuted minority. It's difficult. Imagine having to live with not being persecuted every single day. I know you can't, but it's a right old ballache, I can assure you.

You know when you accidentally sit on your ballbag and squash a nut? It's like that, but worse.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I hate those lazy coons, personally.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

No no no nonononono!
Al is a cunt, Nakers is a Bent Spastic, surely you've worked this out by now
( Peej, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Thanks PJ you're a mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I never give money to comic relief
maybe its because I'm a cunt
( Peej, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Oh yeah, I remember.....back in 1991 during the first Gulf War
I was staying in Sheffield (Ecclesfield really) and it was Comic relief and Valentines day very close together.

Being young, and the age differential being so low that I wasn't worth prosecuting, I bought one of the receptionists a dozen red roses. Then for the other receptionist, I bought a dozen red noses.

She wasn't very amused, I can tell you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I quite like this idea though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I've been waxed on two occasions
It fucking hurts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I had my armpits waxed on my stag do, it really fucking hurt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)