I haven't cried properly, like big weepy tears since I got dumped last
So that's what, eight years now.

BUT a solitary tear or maybe two MAY have ON OCCASION run a little track down my face when watching emotional telly or a film or something. I'm an emotional man, I make no qualms about it.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tell us the whole sorry tale.
Then we can all lol at it and keep it on the popular page, like when Winders opened his heart to us.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

It's nothing special
I was just shit and lazy and probably a bit LOLMENTAL for a while and so she dumped me and I had to move out of our flat and since I didn't have a job I had to move back in with me parents for a few months.

Just took it a bit badly y'know.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

That's not very funny.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

We need to up the comedy quotient somehow.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

He was dressed as a clown.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Actually when I was dumped I was in bed
My clown costume was hung up by the door
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Yeah I told you, it's not a great story
'I got dumped cos I was shit and she was right to do it' isn't the kind of story I bring out for hearty yucks
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I cried when Dr Green died in ER
I'm not* ashamed to admit it


* I am ashamed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I tend to shed a MANLY TEAR when people do good in films and triumph and that
MAY have been slightly choken up at climactic bit of Wreck It Ralph. MAY. Shut up. SHUT UP ALL OF YOU.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I was stuck in a hotel in Windsor, of all places

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

It's ok sportscow don't worry about it
I SAID IT'S OK SPORTSCOW
YOU ARE RAD
YOU ARE A RAD LITTLE DUDE
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I haven't seen that movie yet.
People keep saying to though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Only saw it on Sunday from the Naughty Internet
It was good and I enjoyed it
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

we should totally all get together and watch marley and me

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I've never seen Marley and Me
I hear it makes wrecks of people
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Hello my name is Dr. Green-thumb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I got nothing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

where are Monty and Dozer whn i need them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xExSdzkZZB0
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I have genuinely never heard that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

square

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Sportscow Squarepants

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

You've got me onto Cypress Hill and RATM now though!
I love that song
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

People needing Monty or Dozer?
No, me neither.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)