I love having a child, it means I get to see parts of the day I normally wouldn't...
Why are you up?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 6:34, 76 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Or not, prjcks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 7:02, Reply)

I told mine to fuck off back to bed.
You're doin it rong.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)

SHAMBO SHAMBO
What you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Fuck'em, prolly.
That's been my default solution to most of life's problems.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)

*Takes notes*
*Adapts lifestyle*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Mostly this is what happens didn't work today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Beat them harder.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Morning
Crippling insomnia means I see most parts of the day. Been up since 5am and watched Walking Dead and documentary about the 1970 F1 season. Kids now up and eating breakfast. I'm contemplating coffee followed by overtime and two kids parties today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 7:18, Reply)

That sucks, I love my sleep
Documentary sounds interesting, iplayer by any chance?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 7:44, Reply)

Hunt Vs Lauda in the 70's
Is what got me into F1
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Yo Sportsbilly
How is the Omni sack?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 7:44, Reply)

Are you pregnant ?
I'm at work :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 7:43, Reply)

Don't think so
Baby Badmons woke at 5:30 though and wouldn't go back to sleep
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 7:45, Reply)

Believe me make the most of these days
They don’t stay small for long
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 7:47, Reply)

Yeah, I love it. She just makes me laugh like a loon :)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Is that a booming, stentorian laugh?
As your fellow diners despair at your refusal to answer your phone?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

got up to watch the F1 qualifying
and it's fucking rained off til tomorrow, cunts
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 7:58, Reply)

Well Rosberg in the Mercedes is fastest at the end of Q1
I have high hopes for him and Hamilton
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Mercedes, fucking team of cunts, McLaren need to fix their shit car or we'll get 3 races in and it'll be time to give Vettel the trophy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Will they go straight into the race after qualifying then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:14, Reply)

no, they'll all get naked and run round the track weeing on each other

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)

Now that's worth getting up for
Alright frank?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)

not really, might have breakfast then go back to bed now
best start to the weekend
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)

because I'm not a lazy shit bag layabout.
I'm up no later than 9 everyday, because If I don't get up max (one of the dogs) stands on my face till I get up and let him out for a wee.
I like being up in the morning, seem to get a lot more done in my life, compared to when I used to lie around in bed till midday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Rain Weepee Rain
Fucking Rain
F1 Qual. rained off
It's raining here
:(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Raining in your great capital as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

But I do haz Bacon and Sausage Cob \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I'm well jell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

The fuckers used that processed cheese instead of cheddar
It's fucked up my breakfast big time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I heard about the quali,
It'll be alright HH. I'm all geared up to be dissapointed when we lose to the Welsh today.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Twoey will never let us hear the end off it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

we've not had a bad season,
And the Welsh starting 15 have almost double the caps of the England starting 15,and 10 of the English have never played Wales at the millennium. It's going yo be a very tough test.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

We won at the ice net thing yesterday
Go Panthers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I don't think anyone cares about Ice Hockey.
I know I certainly don't.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

A wins a win

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

it's not really a sport though is it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

No.....No its not

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

it's

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

+ raining men Halleluiah, it’s raining men

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

of

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

+ all the gin joints in all the world

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Facts on the Internet
Alright windy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Alright Nakey noo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Not bad, been up since 5:30 so bit tired
Looking forward nervously to the rugby
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

it'll be a good day.
And probably 2 good matches. I'm not too fussed to watch scotland France.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

every day

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

+ I'm shuffling

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Morning
Been up since 6, just on way to London.

Fuck me, Milton Keynes is a depressing looking place.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

BUT THEY HAVE CONCRETE COWS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

The ultimate insult by someone from Congleton

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I'm from Skem, surely that's worse?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Turds a turd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

it is
extremely grim, unless you love shopping.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I'm not sure if this will work



Yea I still love this, Fanks Frank
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I'm up because I can't lie in bed all day.
Got shit to sort out, man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I read about your car window
thats fucked up
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Pointless cunts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I assume it was the passanger side window?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

So Mrs TiuB
Had to sit in glass* with the rain whilst you drove back to Cov.
I bet that rankled

You can never get rid off all the glass
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Fortunately I have seats in the back of my car as well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

what happened to it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Someone broke in to nick stuff, tangles had no stuff
So they messed everything up and took a dump in the glovebox
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

No, that's my spare fuel in the glovebox.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I like the addition
Three Thumbs up*
*Norfolk tourist board
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Sorry TiuB not trying to steal your thunder
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1901496
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Did he keep his thunder in the glove box?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

You're in fine form this morning
It's a shame you're so shit during the week days
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

:o(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

What are you on about?
Nakers is excellent value.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I know but I couldn't resist the opportunity

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

By 10am...well done "B3th"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Yeah
I had a lie in this morning.
I deserved it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

i'm in Manchester waiting for all my cunt friends to arrive at the hotel
but I have thorntons popping candy chocolates so not all bad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I've been to hospital to visit an elderly relative.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)